Origin Kebabs

I don’t know why I came here. Last time I was going to the guy serving had some amazingly bad B.O. that I could smell him from the other side of the counter. This time there was just a young girl who appeared to have bathed in living memory, and I was feeling at a loss, so I tried it out.
What can I say? Bog standard Origin Kebab. The ‘lamb’ is that disgusting mince stuff that they pass off as meat, but I wasn’t sick afterwards, and that’s about all you can ask for a chain kebab store.