Crunch

I have been on a mission to try all the gyms within about 10k’s of me, as you can see from my reviews. I mean, I’ve tried so many I haven’t even had a chance to review them… and may never do so!
I thought the place was awesome on first impression. $ 3 sign up fee, $ 11.95 per week AND I still get to bring a friend whenever I want, like Fit n Fast! How great is that? Yay!
You can also just do a $ 6.95 membership, but you get no classes and you can’t bring a friend. I asked the guy how the hell he would know who is doing classes or not. He didn’t really have an answer. For the record, I wouldn’t do that, but it crossed my mind and I’m smart ass, so I had to ask :)
The facility itself is huge and awesome. It has 2 smith machines and 2 squat racks, which is kind of a big deal for me.
Tons of open space and cardio equipment and classes I would actually do! I’m not a big class person and I don’t fucking zumba, OK? But here they have RPM, TABATA CLASSES, yoga and hip hop dance… I would do a hip hop dance class for shits and giggles, and bring my friends! Hehe. It sounds fun. If I joined. But I didn’t.
The members… are AWFUL here. It’s really crowded at all times of the afternoon and the Jersey Shore rejects that train here NEVER put away their weights and have no concept of personal space. I’m pretty unflappable in the gym, but these dudes look at me like «bro? who is this chick in OUR space lifting big weights?!!»… I almost expect one of them to bark at me to get back in the kitchen. Tee hee. I actually have a shirt that says I should be in the kitchen. I should train here again one day and wear it!
No, the deal breaker for me was that from about 3pm, you can’t turn right into the spotlight center from the Princes Highway. So when I get out of the gym, I have to head further south and get lost and annoyed south of Rockdale. The gym was cool, but not cool enough for that. Plus the Jersey Shore neanderthals. Very unnappealing traiing environment. Just no!