Holiday Inn Helsinki-Vantaa Airport

I’m having a really bad time here. :(
What I wanted: a hotel near to the airport for a 12-​hour layover coming home from Vilnius.
Why it’s so awful for me: the «free» hotel shuttle is this huge, non-​descript (unmarked) bus shared by multiple hotels and airport training centers. After I finally found it, I watched it drive away when I came out of arrivals. It came every 20 minutes. So, I went to the taxi line, and the taxi starter denied me a taxi because he told me to take the bus.
I waited 20 minutes, and after stopping at multiple places for ~10 minutes in this lumbering bus, it’s clear this hotel is in the middle of no where.
#2 Why it’s so awful for me: the UPSELLING of their restaurant is a huge issue for me, as the clerk clearly and boldly pointed out to me that I should eat there and how good it was supposed to be. This is a staff training issue because the clerk was far too obvious and it made me ask her for a pizza place and other take-​out food. I rec’d a number for «Pizza Service», which I didn’t call because I couldn’t find it on the web, and no concierge was able to help me with any take-​out menus. I suspect this lack of take-​out menus is a further scam to pressure you to eat at the hotel.
#3 Why it’s so awful for me: a single bottle of diet code is 5 Euro, and the rest of the overpriced drink and packaged sandwiches really sealed the deal for me that this hotel is about pushing you in to eating their overpriced food. Their gourmet burger was 22 Euros on sale from 23.50 Euros.
#4 Why it’s so awful for me: the rooms are small and the TV’s are old technology that takes seconds for each channel to change.
#5 Why it’s so awful for me: while the WiFi was free, the local calls were expensive, and by the minute, and by distance. Really?
#6 Why it’s so awful for me: The TV and the phone weren’t connected when I walked in, and so I decided to fix it myself because another clerk was the last person I wanted to see.
Oh. And there’s no where to walk to, either. ~52 minute walk to the nearest McDonalds.

Prima Hotel, wenn man am Flughafen wohnen möchte. Alle 20 Minuten fährt ein Shuttelbus zum Flughafen. Von dort kann man auch in den Finnairbus ins Stadtzentrum umsteigen, falls Bedarf besteht. Die Zimmergröße ist ausreichend. Blöd ist die Dusche, schlecht abgeteilt, man überschwemmt das kleine Badezimmer. Schönes freundliches, helles Restaurant, in dem es auch das ausgiebige Frühstück gibt. Parkmöglichkeiten.