Comme T’es Belle

MAIS. Ce mec Julien, come on, il lui manqué de l’imagination! Je voulais VRAIMENT etre la premiére a evaluer Comme T’es Belle, mais ce mec!
Mais quel interet a-​t-​il dans un magasin comme ça?
Ok I am going to write in English because it is funnier haha.
Plus that review was written in 2010 and here we are in 2015 and Comme T’es Belle has survived the TEST OF TIME. So take that, Julien, you party-​pooper. Hater even!
If you are an occasional burlesque dancer (me!) or stripper (not exactly me) this is the place to go to put the final touch on your costume. Rhinestone humongous earrings, bracelets, gold, solver, sparkly, shiny! TIARAS, need I say more?!
Also great for Halloween costumes if people around here would get out their fun-​having spirit (not holding my breath) and start celebrating the awesomest holiday ever invented.
You can get giant gold watches and go as a pimp, or some shiny silver or gold belts and go as a champion wrestler! An old lady style hat and go as, well, an old lady or one of those ‘Red Hat Society’ ladies. Lady. You’ll have to google them.
But practically, the owner can replace batteries on your watch and it looked like he was untangling a gal’s necklace that had gotten all twisted up.
I went there to buy a new necklace to replace the cheap one that came with a pendant, and it is a nice silver chain and was only 15 euros. No no burlesque bling this last time.
ALSO the owner is very very very nice, calm, and interested in his customers. I even told him about Unilocal and he went to check it out right away.
Now I am going to rage-​upload photos to cross-​cancel themisguided review that preceded mine: OP

«Comme tu es Belle ! Sincèrement, tu le penses vraiment? Evidemment, avec ton teint diaphane et tes bijoux rigolos, tu rayonnes ma chérie. Alors merci à Comme T’es Belle, ma boutique préférée ! «
On s’imagine un dialogue de vaudeville de cet acabit lorsqu’on croise sur notre passage l’enseigne Comme T’es Belle, sur la Grande Rue de la Guillotière. Mais cette enseigne cheap à souhait, petite sœur de la chaîné Claire’s, n’a rien d’un sérum pour la beauté féminine.
Spécialisée dans le bijou (en toc, qui fait cling cling lorsqu’on le touché et yuk lorsqu’on le voit) et l’accessoire fantaisie, on se demande si la fantaisie dans tout ça, c’est de se rendre à Comme T’es Belle pour essayer de paraître jolie.