Le Paris Saint Germain

Just terrible. Go to any other café anywhere. The «omlette» was absolutely not an omlette and my wife’s breakfast was only half cooked. It was expensive for near nothing and the service was slow. I received my eggs 7 minutes before my wife’s breakfast. They were cold and runny to begin with and frigid by the time she received her stale toast and bad cheese. This place is the worst.

Eran las 19hs de un domingo y el mozo se ve que estaba apurado por cerrar. Nos sentamos, pedimos unas cervezas y pedí ver el menú. Nos dijo que no tenia nada para comer porque la cocina estaba cerrada (yo estaba famélica) así que le pregunté si al menos podía pedir un sandwich y medio de mala gana me dijo que solamente podía ofrecerme un croque monsieur (que es una especie de tostado –mil veces más rico a mi entender) de jamón y queso derretido por arriba.
La verdad es que la onda del mozo fue bastante mala, y empezó a levantar las sillas a nuestro alrededor mientras estábamos tomando nuestras cervezas.
Era un lindo lugar en una linda esquina no tan popular de París, pero como esa esquina hay miles y por ende a este café en particular no volvería.

Degoutante et sale. Most disgusting dining experience imaginable. I just hope we don’t get sick from unsanitary conditions. Ordered jambon de pays on a baguette and got one paper thin sliver of ham. Basically got overpriced bad baguette bread. BIG RIPOFF!!! First clue was having to pay to use the bathroom that had no soap and the cook hacking up a lung! Deserves negative stars.

This was the worst food, service, and restaurant experience we’ve ever had in our entire lives. Rating should be a zero. The worst part was the cook, he came out when we were paying JUST to obnoxiously insult us by intentionally picking his teeth, spitting at us, fondling himself for quite a while, hacking up whatever he could, and biting his nails before preparing food. The waiter was also awful. He was rude, ignorant, and was smoking at a non-​smoking restaurant. He also blew his nose right in front of us before serving us our disgusting, over-​priced food. I have never been so insulted. Horrible restaurant, horrible food, horrible service, horrible experience. DO NOT GO!

Perhaps the worse salad Nicoise ever. I was literally in shock to see a pile of rice and pool of oil in a soup bowl.
I live here and would never recommend this place. You can do better 100 meters in any direction.

Nice brasserie that’s on the sunny side of the street. There are tables outside if its warm, or you can sit in the glassed in area and get the best of both worlds.
Simple menu of salads, sandwiches and omelets. With my limited knowledge of French, I picked an omelet. Cooked in a French style, it was different but good. A thin layer of egg with big bits of cheese and tomatoes with a slice or two of ham in there. Very good. One of tablemates had a croque-​monsieur that was nicely cooked, though the packets of mustard on the table would have improved it if there was a bottle. Oh well. Good coffee, they only had sugar cubes. No other sweeteners available.
Great brunch on a Sunday. Not much else was open.
Tip: There is a house dog that is quite well trained. He follows the food out from the kitchen and sits at tableside waiting (begging?) for scraps. Cute.

Angenehmes Straßen-​Café. Gemütlich, nicht überlaufen, kaum Touristen, normale Preise. Wenn dann die Bedienung auch noch lächelt, wenn man versucht auf französich zu bestellen, dann ist das auch schon mal was. :)
Alles, was man sich in Paris sonst für ein Café wünscht ist auch noch da: Nette Lage, um das bunte Treiben auf der Straße beobachten zu können, oder in Ruhe seine Zeitung lesen zu können.
Merci!

Voilà une grande brasserie qui a déjà le bon goût de se tenir du bon côté du Boulevard Saint-​Germain: celui où le soleil tape l’après-midi ! Et avec ses nombreuses tables en terrasse, je peux dire que j’en ai profité plus d’une fois…
Le service est très pro et très rapide. La carte de la brasserie est typique de n’importe quelle brasserie parisienne, avec croque, salades composées, omelettes, et même un buffet froid. Rien de bien sensationnel, disons que les plats sont assez copieux mais passé-​partout !