I may have been smiling at the Unilocal Goes Back To The Future but several hours earlier I was mentally in a foetal position and willing a sudden identity change and location change to transport me. I wanted to be a coconut seller in the Caribbean but alas. 6:30am — «Time to get the party prep ready. Uh oh spagehetti-o my car is clamped.» 6:35am — Get taxi to storage place. 7:30am — After I paid € 80 I got a delightful text message from Dublin County council. «Your vehicle has been declamped. Please drive safely.» Ugh. 8:30am — Walk to declamped car. «Where the hell are my keys?» Get taxi back to storage unit, not there. Call receipt of first taxi. Bogus taxi driver. Call gardaí… «Hmm this is fishy there are several people registered under this taxi license and no contact info.» 9:30am: Taxi man from heaven, Willie Price, calls locksmith Ken. «Ken all the wine for my event tonight is in that car. I also need that car to transport everything.» 11:00am «Annie this car is breaking my heart I am going to have to shut the whole computer down.» «It has a computer?» «Eh yeah…» «Just do it Ken I need the car!» «It will cost more.» «Do it!» 11:45am: € 230 poorer but with 2 sets of keys, one set which my boss takes and decides where to put it in my house as I’m too scatter brained. Ken saved the day. Without Ken I would have ran far away from the Science Gallery and got a new identity. Thank you Ken.