Thai Massage Dublin

The queen of vouchers strikes again — this time I got one for a one hour deep tissue massage at 1pm on sunday for 25 euro. They rang me 20 minutes before scheduled time to ask me to come in at 1.30 instead. No problemo, as I only live around the corner.
There was no sign on the door, nor a housenumber, but according to instructions I had to find a black door, which I did (luckily there were not too many black doors in the street) and it just had a little note beside the doorbell saying: THAI MASSAGE.
I walked up the steep stairs and found quite a nice space with some thai ladies hanging around on the sofa’s. I was led into a teeny tiny dark and very comfy, warm room.
When I was ready and laid on the massage table, one of the ladies came in and asked me if I was there for a strong deep tissue massage. ‘Are you sure?’ she asked… alarm bells started ringing after that question. I thought i was sure, but oh boy, before I knew it she had jumped on top of me, and… it felt like a ten ton truck was running over me. OUCH!!! I screamed a few times from discomfort. Luckily, after 5 minutes, she jumped back on the floor and the oil came out, and she proceeded to give me a lovely 40 minutes massage (strong, but bearable!)
One star off, as my massage was meant to last one hour, but after 45 minutes it was over.