Cube Massage

Where to begin?!
Myself and my sister decided to treat ourselves to a groupon voucher for a massage and a glass of Prosecco at Cube Massage Dundrum.
We arrived about 15mins early and were seated in the reception. We were greeted by a nice lady who sat us down and returned to a client. The place was very small and poorly lit (not in a relaxing ambient way). There was dance type music playing loudly on the radio (not relaxing at all). There were dirty looking heart shaped wine glasses standing on the table. I made a comment to my sister that I hope they were just for show and not the wine glasses we were going to be drinking from. However, ten mins later, another lady poured some wine into these glasses! It was more like fizzy acid than wine (and I’m not fussy when it comes to alcohol!). We didn’t drink it to say the least.
At this point, I wanted to leave. But the therapist who served us the Prosecco said she would like to give us a presentation while we waited. The presentation (which turned out to be a half hour in length), was for some type of pyramid scam called DreamTrips that she was trying to get us to join! I couldn’t believe it.
Long story short, I had to make my excuses and leave with my sister. I have never been made feel so uncomfortable in a place before. We thought all of this was very unprofessional!

I meant to write this review a while back but didn’t get around to it, and the very issue that the review below had was my primary reason for wanting to write it.
First and foremost, she is Easter European, I’d put my money on Bulgarian, and massages ARE NOT THE SAME in that part of the world. Full body is FULL body. What we get in a salon here and in the UK/​US is just a relaxing rub down, not a proper therapeutic massage — but therapists from continental Europe are half way to being physios if properly trained and this is a bit much for people who have no experience of receiving massage treatments internationally.
I personally found the therapist pleasant and very good at her job, with lots of emphasis on working on my problem areas (neck and lower back) which she identified without me having to tell her. Its small and a little out of the way but they have some really decent offers on their websites like 3 1 hour massages for € 99 which allows more regular indulgence!