Contour Stillorgan

Right, I’m starting this by stating for the record I have absolutely no fashion sense, I didn’t even know I had no fashion sense until I was told by my better half. but once it was said, once it was put out there and I mulled it over I realised it was completely true.
Cut then to last Christmas when Q thought a great present for his beloved would be something silky and slinky and immediately thought of that grlie place in Stillorgan. I went in, listened to the sagely advice of the girl behind the counter and then spent a lot more than I thought I was going to.
She who must be obeyed was very gracious, she patted e on the head as one would a young child who had made a picture out of pasta and exchanged the silk for a voucher. We have been back to the shop several times since, voucher in hand but I am reliably told hat despite the pictures of modern pretty ladies in slinky undies in the shop window the stock is more suited to ladies in their 50s or indeed 60s.
We are very very not amused!