Good Buys

hmmmmm the name of this shop is probably a bt misleading, i dont think you can really buy much good stuff in here really, well maybe, no!
The first thing you see when you walk in the door are lots and lots of toys, a totally nad collection fo things that are only related to each other by their cheapness and plasticness.
Ya know what this shop is good for? when you have a child with you who really really wants you to buy them a «surprise» for being good while they were out shopping with you. the child will be drawn in by the tacky colours and your puse wont b harmed too badly, i mean the kid will only play with whateverr you buy them for an hour anyway, whay buy something expensive?
while your there you should have a look around fo yourself too they do things like insoles and banana stands and hammers and antifreeze, random stuff that you wouldnt expect to find together on a shelf but you never know if you would need any of it!

cheesey name: check
overly brightly coloured shopfront: check
random collection of goods in the windom: check
items stacked like a warehouse: check
Ah yes it must be a poundshop… or whatever we’re supposed to call them since the changeover to euro. This one stocks lots of toys and a random selection of household goods. Obviously don’t bother going in if you’re looking for something specific, but if you’ve got a random notion that you might need some sandpaper, a screwdriver or a fluffy toy it’s always worth a look in case you get an oul bargain. This one probably should get an extra star for having the «jumbo ball», which is even bigger than the «mega ball» which currently lives in my sitting room. When oh when will I learn that a grown woman should not buy novelty toys? Never I say, Never!