Asakusa Hanayashiki

Great place to get it on before you die. It’s not bad at ¥1000 admission thought there’s a park that’s 100 times as large in Nerima that’s only ¥500, but it’s not the oldest park in Japan. Now for ¥1000 you can go to a sort as big as Nerima that’s in Arakawa but again, bot the oldest.
But here’s where you get raped like a Japanese animé school girl in a haunted spaceship run by tentacle space demons from hell. ¥700 French Fries, ¥500 (five ticket) 30 second roller coaster ride (that equates to the portable ones at a county fare) and so forth.
The free puppet shows are good for the kids but I prefer a saucy puppet show myself so I went to he beer garden to hit on college chicks. There were none. Just old men hiding from their wives and middle school kids trying to get beer but ending up with Pokemon trading cards.
Most of the rides were open but the Bee Tower which to me looked like the best thing they had going for them, though the ghost mansion and ninja school were tempting. Don’t expect much English help aside from the map and a few signs reminding people to keep things inside the car or not to toss trash in to the rides.
Overall it is a testimony to space management on how to put so much shit in to an area small enough to house a few blackjack tables and a combini. And yet stay in business for a hundred dynasties or years or whatever the fuck calendar the yakuza use these days. Some come for the overpriced snacks but stay for the saucy puppet shows.