Triton’s Kingdom

Located in Mermaid Lagoon you’ll find King Triton’s Kingdom. This was an unexpected surprise! We just turned the corner, and there it was. An underwater adventure UNDER THE SEA!
Okay, it wasn’t actually in the sea, but if you’re searching for the small kid section, then you’ve found it. Better yet, need to cool down from the heat? Then come down here as you can have your kids play fun interactive games. This is also where the smaller kid rides are like the Whirlpool, much like the Mad Hatter Tea Cups. I can’t sit and spin, as I’m just too old for that shh… The Blowfish Balloon Race is kind of like the Flying Dumbo ride. Only you spin in circles, and it seems pretty fast. Again, I chickened out. Then there’s the Jumpin’ Jellyfish ride where you just go up and down, pretending like you’re floating. My kind of ride, but seemed kinda boring.
The real highlight is at Ariel’s Playground. Here they have play area where get squirted on by little fishes. Nothing fun for adults, as this section really is like a playground where parents watch their young ones play. But if you explore even further inside, you’ll discover Ursula’s Dungeon. This had a really cool interactive mini-​game with her in it. You’ll even see a cool Flotsam’n’Jetsam hologram as you stroll around! As for Ariel’s Grotto, man, talk about a girl that has everything! She has gadgets and gizmos aplenty; She’s got whozits and… OK OK OK I’m done!
My only regret is not actually meeting Ariel and taking a photo with her. Too long of a line! She was hot though! Okay, this probably isn’t my finest review, but WHO CARES? NO BIG DEAL. I WANT MOOOORE!!! …more like an FTR!!!
Triton’s Kingdom, awesome! But you get it, this is the kid area of DisneySea.
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