Tim Hortons

Oh please put one of these places in California!
Most Americans don’t understand how incredible Tim Hortons is.
I’ve visited this one because it’s a few blocks away from my sister’s house. Every time we visit her, we visit this Tim Hortons. It’s like visiting family.
Americans– take note, here they aren’t called «donut holes.» No. Here they are called «Tim Bits.» I had a frustrating experience the first time I tried to order a box of donut holes. (BTW, both ‘donut’ and ‘doughnut’ are acceptable spellings.) I said, «May I please have a box of mixed donut holes?» To which the girl replied, «Soory, what?» (‘Soory’ is Canadian for ‘sorry’.) Me: «The donut holes… may I please have a box of mixed ones.» Her: «Soory, we don’t have donut holes?» (And yes, most statements sound like questions in Canada.) Me: «Those things there [pointing to the shelves of donut holes].» Her: «Oh! You mean ‘Tim Bits’?» *Sigh As if she couldn’t have deduced that donut hole = small round donut-​like pastry called «Tim Bit».
Ok, so that language thing aside– the TIM BITS are addicting and delicious. As much as they might look EXACTLY like donut holes, I have to admit that they taste better than American donut holes.
Now for the coffee– oh sweet taste of heaven! It doesn’t matter if it’s hot, iced, or ice-​blended (quite similar to the SBux Frapp), it is always a hit!!!
Seriously, do they put an illegal substance into the coffee and donut hol– oops, I mean Tim Bits? Why do I sit here at my computer in Southern California, CRAVING a sip of Tim Hortons coffee and a nibble of a Tim Bit???
Why can’t SBux do the same thing for me???
Do I really have to visit Canada (or a couple of the North-​Eastern states) to have a Tim Hortons fix!!!
I can’t say much about the parking or customer service. Nothing stood out over the other 423,789 Tim Hortons that I drove past when passing through Barrie. They all look pretty much the same. They all have pretty much the same polite Canadian High School aged employees. They all have the same addictive ingredients.
PLEASE PUT ONE IN LOS ANGELES!!! I promise you that you’ll make money from my patronage alone!!!