Little Caesars Pizza

It’s great for what it is. Cheap pizza kids will eat next to the beach. The official pizza of every local bday party, hockey party or soccer wind up.

Just because the $ 5 take-​away pizza is waaaay better than it has any right to be, doesn’t mean it is good per-​se.
It just means that when you are heading to the beach at Lake B, or going for a mid-​sunday mildly-​drunken bike cruise, or coming home early in the evening from an old friend’s house who now only serves what they consider healthy snacks but what are really just various dry and bland baked chips and who’s quit drinking and doesn’t mind if you want to bring a beer but will never-​the-​less be silently judging you while you sort-​of enjoy your Tankhouse Ale, you’ve got a quick, «tastyish» snack option that only makes you feel 3 stars dirty (as opposed to 2 stars or ugh, 1 star dirty)