Sifton Bog Natural Area

SIFTON BOG: ENVIRONMENTALLY SIGNIFICANT AREA
Official London Ontario Park
1210 Oxford Street West
HAPPY FUN TIMES RATING: 2 SNORTS
I went to this place because my friend told me she saw Steve the Deer here once! I looked all over, but I couldn’t find him though. He’s very good at hiding! SIFTON BOG is covered in green fuzzy blankets and has a cool little wooden road that I imagine was built by adorable elves! Prolly! It’s sooperpretty, so peoplefriends might luv it lots, butt guys, there’s not much to do for puppypeoples ‘cuz you can’t leave the little wooden road!
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Guys! Guys! If you wanna have fun exploradbventuring in SIFTON BOG, try out THIS way in! …
SIFTON BOG: ENVIRONMENTALLY SENSITIVE AREA –TRAILS
Official London Ontario Park
24 Mantle Place (pictured) or
52 Havenwood Way
HAPPY FUN TIMES RATING: 4 SNORTS!
Guys, this is like a totally secret place that only peoples who live real close will even know about! Butt it’s a good one so I wanted to tell you alla bout it! See, SIFTON BOG ESA (ENVIRONMENTALLY SENSITIVE AREA) already has a review, and I put up the sooperofficial address and everything BUTT… if you go in on this side of the boggy trails, it’s totally differenter! The official side is a skinny sticky trail called a boardwalk that you can’t step off! It’s neato and pretty, butt you can’t really do any exploradventuring! Butt this side is all sooperfun footsytrails that are really good for exploring! And there’s lotsa them too! It’s so sooperbig! It’s crazypajamas, but these cool trails aren’t even on the official park list ‘cuz they are s’posed to be the same place as the regular SIFTON BOG ESA listing! Butt not even! These are TOTALLY differenter, guys! We just found a way in by luckybusiness! It’s true! You can go in from either spot and the starting spots almost disavanish and hide between two normal looking peoplehouses, so look real close! The picturestory is what one way in looks like! You should check one or the other out, ‘cuz they are sooperneato!
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