Tim Horton’s

Typical Tim Horton’s; crappy coffee, mediocre doughnuts, food that tastes like you’re in the hospital. But what makes this Tim’s really bad is the layout of their drive thru; it’s set up so that the Timbots that are too lazy to get out of their cars for their crappy coffee etc can line up in two places and block the entrance and the traffic within the little shopping centre. They don’t give a damn about anybody or anything other than their crappy coffee etc. They’re like crappy-​coffee-​crazed lemmings. Of course Timmy’s could fix it but they don’t give a shit either. One day I’m going to snap when I go to the bank and it’s blocked by Timbots and I’ll park in the drive thru! That’ll fix ‘em, their little Timbot brains will explode!