All Most Antiques

Oddly barn-​like, but very fun to wander around in.

SAMs not here. not even all most. hes really not here. at all.
(what the hell?)
exactly. thats what i was saying to myself all most all the way through walking to the back of this all most antique shop, because, SAM is all most the owner of this shop. all most for at least two reasons. firstly, he was all completely nowhere to be seen in my entire browsing experience (and there was one of those bells that goes off when someone comes in); this was all weird because there was ALL TOGETHER NO ONE IN THE STORE WHEN I WAS THERE. i was the only all living thing present. and yet it was open. as i said, all weird. now to second that notion, on all mosts business card rests SAMs solitary name. like madonna. like prince. like god. so who really knows what the all SAM is.
now all that being said, the place was filled with exactly what it says. there are many pieces of furniture that you are aware are from a different time, some, easily as far back as the fifties, but theres a lot of stuff that might still reside in your folks basement after they redid their rooms. or maybe its now at your place. anyhow, thats not to say that there isnt some cool stuff. its also quite affordable, probably in direct correlation to its not being that old.
the paintings and mirrors on the wall seem to all feel like a blur, as does the layout of the place — «wherever it fits baby, wherever it fits,» you might imagine SAM saying; and you really have to imagine it because maybe he never shows up — but if you are an ardent all most antique shopper youll parse out all the good stuff and walk away with something you like.