Hat World

I wish they had a better selection of hats.
That may sound strange, but if you don’t support a baseball team or whatever sports team they stick on hats these days (a true sports fan, as you can tell) you’re s— out of luck. If you’re going to name yourself hat WORLD give me some real variety, maybe some fascinators?
I also think the two biggest liars in the customer service industry are hat related stores and sunglasses shops. No matter how stupid or awful you look in their product, the staff will tell you how awesome you look. I purchased a simple blue baseball cap after hearing the staff compliment how it suited me, only to have that confidence crushed by my friends telling me how much of a rapist it made me look like.
So either the staff at Hat World were lying, or I truly look like a rapist. Both are unsettling.