KFC

Ordered big crunch and poutine, get home it was a original and heavily watered gravy. Disgusting, rip off!!! Stay away!

Can you believe that they recently JACKED their delivery charge to FIVE BUCKS ! — so when you add tax on delivery, and a tip, you are adding ten bucks to an often AWFUL MEAL.

This was the first time I had been to KFC since perhaps my high school years and now I know why:
Food: C– I had the ‘Big Crunch’ sandwich. First of all it wasn’t really crunchy in a good way, it was crunchy in a hurt-​your-​jaw kind of way. Secondly, it really wasnt that big either considering that half of it was weird «crunchy» batter/​chicken skin. Lastly, the chicken tasted really weird, not sure what it was but it was bad enough that I couldn’t eat any more than half the sandwich.
Service: Quick (lived up to the fast food name, but there was no one else there)
Food presentation: B–
Atmosphere: D This place doesn’t even have any seats!
Prices: B+ Pretty cheap but who cares if you can’t even finish it.
Recommended?: Is that a serious question?

There’s no disguising that KFC is gross in its taste and inhumane practices. I don’t understand the appeal of crunchy chicken skin that stretches off the meat like third degree burns, but my husband seems to like it so I go. As a restaurant chain they don’t even try to make the experience appealing. During Christmas time they actually duct-​taped decorations up on the wall. Duct tape! The one and only reason I keep returning to this KFC is because of the employee Aphrodite. There is something about this woman that I love. First off, her name is Aphrodite! How can you hate on someone with that name? Secondly, I feel like I could make a movie about her life. I’d make her win the lottery just so she could burn KFC to the ground and piss on its ashes. Then she’d whisk off to Greece and have a life similar to that of ‘Under the Tuscan Sun’, except less boring and with more Danielle Steele action.