Mrs. Vanelli’s

Yikes!
When I walked into the food court two weeks ago I looked around and saw the usual suspects. I was really starving and wanted something half decent to eat. Mrs Vanelli’s caught my eye in the corner and I thought I’d give it a try — I usually love Italian.
The «cook» added some «fresh» vegetables into a heated saucepan and started swirling them around for 10 seconds when the pre-​cooked fettucini was inserted. Then the already three quarters dead dish was drowned in a pool of white sauce which looked like custard — a real artery clogger.
Wow! I ended up binning the entire dish including the stale garlic bread and here’s why. It tasted like a very bad microwave dish. Not fresh at all, bland and the Alfredo Sauce tasted like warm sun tan lotion on a bed of those wide rubber bands your morning news paper is wrapped with. I only had one or two bites but my skin started to itch. That’s my MSG itch I get sometimes. Never, never, never again. If I had eaten the entire blurb I would not have survived…
Good luck if you dare, I’d rather eat dog food.