I’ve always thought this was the ugliest café in the area. Cheap A4 paper printed signs. A rainbow coloured sign on a black wall that looks like years of graffiti have hastily been painted over. More than anything it is called The Epsom. It’s not even in Epsom! But who am I to judge by outward appearances only. I wanted to judge based on the empty, dusty interior as well. In this dark little café you can get a milkshake or thickshake to go with… sushi. They don’t have a bathroom for paying customers and often have a gaggle of school girls in the entrance. Although I did get a very cheery greeting, that wont help the curdling in your stomach.