Punjabi Dhaba

Oh yes! What do I say about this place without sounding like a complete a-​hole? Well first all I will say if you are looking for Indian food and you like it oily then this is the place to go.
One evening we went to Punjabi Dhaba with a group of friends. We ordered our food, which by the way took donkey years to arrive. When it finally arrived, I noted that a short bottle of oil must’ve finished during the preparation of my meal.
I thought it was just me then I looked around the table and everyone’s food was floating in oil. I then thought it was just our table who got the batch until I heard a man from another table say: this food looks and tastes like shit.
Somebody had to say it and after all we were all thinking it.