Mobilia

Please, can we go somewhere else, instead?
That’s pretty much the answer I’ve given every time Richard S tries to drag me to Mobilia. There are enough shopping malls in Malmö, must we go to this one?
It’s far on the other end of the city (obviously, I’m exaggerating since how big is Malmö exactly?) and the place is so oddly arranged that all the «warehouses» like Siba and El giganten and god knows what are separated from the main building (or main mall).
We had trouble locating Elgiganten and Siba for example because it was on the opposite end of the entrance and we had to walk all the way to another street to find Elgiganten. Although it’s definitely a first world problem that a shopping mall has a bad layout that I’m complaining about, it doesn’t mean that it’s not valid!
Inside, it’s pretty much standard of what you can expect from a (swedish) mall. They have big Willys (I mean THE SUPERMARKET, not the kind of thing you picture in your mind) inside the building and also ICA, so now you know.
Richard S told me that it was an old factory building before they turned into a mall, which was nice since they kept all the red-​brick wall in the eating area, but yeah whatever you do, don’t eat there. The selection is really bad, I meant REALLY BAD. Richard S ordered some fish and chips from a food booth there and got microwaved fish fingers and wilted fries. NOPE.
SO, now you know my answer will be if someone tries to take me to Mobilia…