Pioneer School House

So last Friday my girl calls me up and asked if I would come with her to go dancing. I was already half in the bag and would have agreed to pretty much anything at that point. I put on a dress and nice shoes and did my hair. If you know anything about me you would know it’s a big effort on my part. We get there and sit down and someone goes up to speak. He was talking religion and dawning horror overcame me. I looked at my friend and mouthed at her, you brought me to a Christian dance?! So what did I do? Like a proper person intoxicated in public I heckled the speaker. Why? He wanted to make an exclusionary dance with only young people invited. Yes, yes, I am that person. I had a great time dancing with young and old. I normally don’t dance, but I would again. Especially, if I am properly lubricated. I would suggest traveling in packs and carry pepper spray, this place is in a sketchy area of town and it’s not well lit.