End Bar Biker Gallery

*EASILY* the most sketchy place in Austin. They’re open 2−5am and charge a «donation» to get you in… then give you free booze. Very clever way to skirt the alcohol serving laws. The end result is that this place is completely ridiculous as it aggregates all the people who are still raving past 2am and have no intention of stopping.
Here’s what they advertise themselves as:
«Raves, beers, guns, gardens, 22 inch rims, fine art, hard drugs, models, bottles, metal sculptures, hip hop, fax machines, whores, hermits, inappropriateness, jones juice, cleanliness and all night rave parties.»
This is all true too… the weekend before I wrote this review, someone was shot 6 times in the alley right outside.
With all that said, this is a true party spot. Uppers got you tweaked past 2am and don’t wanna drive home? Head over to EB/​/​BG and dance your way out of whatever chemical euphoria you find yourself trapped in.