Wag-A-Bag-#24

The name of this store always sets my brother up for funny little spoonerisms:
«Did you want me to go to Bag-​A-​Wag? Man, my Dell phone is sighing.»
(Did you want me to go to Wag-​A-​Bag? Man, my cell phone is dying.)
It’s good to see this gas station up and running again. Sure, it’s a hub for drunk frat guys to come in to satiate their munchies with pretzels and chips, but it manages to hold its own.
Anyway, my sibling and I currently have three 44-​oz. Wag-​A-​Bag cups circulating among us. Why? Well, Wag-A-Bag’s got a deal that if you keep your cup after your first purchase ($ 1.18) and bring it back, you’ll get a refill for just $ 0.69 cents. With tax, it’s $ 0.75, so it’s easy for us to bring three quarters along with our cup and then be on our merry way. So whenever we come together for dinner, one of us offers to bring our Wag-​A-​Bag cup to share refreshments. We’re sensible, of course! Maybe stingy, but sensible.
The staff here are slowly getting to know us more and more as we frequent their store for drinks, and so I really have to give them points for being so friendly. Plus, they definitely know how to keep their establishment extremely clean. Keep it up, Wag-​A-​Bag!