Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club

Went here last night. The club itself is large and nice and the staff were courteous and respectful. Only complaint i have is i was ripped off by two different dancers. There are signs all over the club saying 2 songs for $ 40 yet I was charged $ 80 for 2 songs by one girl and $ 40 by another. I also did not get my change back after paying for the dance with $ 100 bill and after giving the dancer tips. That was the first time i had ever been ripped off like this and i didnt want to make a big deal. If i ever go back i will bring smaller bills and discuss the rate up front so i can avoid the sheisty workers. But all in all the club is decent and has more attractive girls than most places in Baltimore.

Wow! Talk about a new level of low! I’ve never been here before last night, but have been to tons of clubs over the years. I would have expected a MUCH higher level of talent from this place. Only (2) girls were fairly hot and were working hard. Other than that lazy «cottage cheese asses» were everywhere! Not worth the $ 15 to get in. They should be paying YOU to see these girls. Also the whole thing seemed very unorganized. Girls would dance for ~2 minutes, then switch, and the DJ was CONSTANTLY calling out the dancers to stages which was annoying as hell. STAY AWAY!

The management here is incredibly sketchy. We agreed on a price for 30 mins in the champagne room. They ended up charging us $ 300 more than we agreed and only gave us 15 mins. $ 250 of that was for champagne they didn’t even give us. When we brought it up they said the champagne fee was also a room fee and they felt bad they didn’t give us the alcohol but they weren’t taking it off the bill. They said if we came next week they would give us a free bottle. Why would I go back if you over charged me in the first place? They never explained the champagne/​room fee. They only brought up the room fee after the fact when we said we didn’t get the alcohol.
We also had a bottle of Grey Goose and a reserved table. We went upstairs for some lap dances and when we came back the bottle was gone. Someone stole a $ 400 bottle of alcohol! When we told the waitress and manager they said that never normally happens and they brought us a different bottle that was a ¼ lower than when it was taken.
The management here is classless. Be warned, if you go they will try and scam you!
UPDATE…
We went to our credit card company to dispute the fraudulent actions of the club. When the credit card company contacted the club, the club said they «lost» our receipt. When we supplied our copy the credit card company saw that the Hustler club charged us $ 80 more than what the receipt showed (another awesome move by management). Then the club told the credit card company a different story than what they told us as a way to keep all the money. Luckily we were able to get some of it back.
DO NOT GO TO THIS CLUB!!!

Wow these guys out did themselves. Hustler rocks. Hot babes, cold drinks, and a free shuttle. Don’t miss this joint if you’re visiting Baltimore.

I had fun too bad my friend and I didn’t hVe time to get a lap dance. Everything closes at 2. I think that is the Md policy I believe. I was surprised the bathroom was clean. And enough stalls for everyone. If you get the VIP bracelet you can go to the other strip club. Hustlers has 2 floors. One star seems like the drinks are overpriced. 2 water bottle was 10 dollars I think I’ve heard the waitress telling my friend 10 dollars. And another thing i was very distracted by the Dj he kept talking so loud over the microphone that it was interrupting me enjoying the strippers. I looked at the The customer next to me he was very annoyed and said that’s really a job? And to be honest my friend said no one wants to hear another man saying «oh I’m getting hard «I’m might have came .» The microphone speakers was up so loud. I wish they could turned it down some. I just hope the dj was just on that night because porn stars came to town. Other than that it was a fun show

There are some great things about this club … and some not so great things. Dancers are all beautiful, and have awesome personalities. The layout of the club is nice, offering views of several different stages from multiple areas of the club. Staff were all extremely professional and friendly.
Now the not so nice… drinks are watery and way overpriced, even for a strip club. Dances are listed as 2 for $ 40 but songs are truncated to between 90 and 120 seconds. VIP areas are priced above the «every man’s» budget.
This is a fun club geared toward the out of town business traveler. A special occasion destination as well. Just not practical for our regular date night club.

Sleezy, dirty, std infested blah blah blah, STFU! If you step foot into this strip club your misconception on strippers will change!
I’m not gay or anything I just wanted to go somewhere other than a usual dance club so I ventured out and took two of my friends with me. I have a man but unfortunately he had to work so I took my best guy friend and girlfriend out for our first time at a strip club! It was freakin awesome!
The venue is upscale and very classy. There were three stages and each either had one or two girls dancing. The girls here are hot! They were soooo pretty and talented it was crazy. I quickly picked my faves within 20 minutes. Serena and Victoria! My oh my! AGAIN I am not gay.
Serena is more of a fun type of dancer. She’s very energetic and the way she moves is like whoa. She’s got very long legs and an ass to die for! Beautiful girl! Her personality is awesome. We ended up getting a lap dance for our guy friend and told her it was his first time and she was perfect. She broke the ice smoothly and we had fun with her. If I were to sit next to you and you only gave her a dollar I’d smack you. Make it rain on the girl cause she’s the shit!
Victoria is more of a seductive dancer. This girl is unbelievable! She is really freakin hot and her smile will just kill you. She’s got an exotic look to her kind of like Adriana Lima. It was like watching a Victoria’s secrets fashion show just rated r. She was very sexy!
Needless to say I will be back and Serena and Victoria can take my money any day!

Great Gentleman’s Club in Baltimore on the block. Definitely bigger than Scores and almost as large as Gold Club. The staff is friendly and they work well with large parties (we had a group of 14, 7 couples, and paid for bottle service). The girls didn’t stand out to me, but I was a bit drunk. Cool set up inside. Immediate Taxi service upon leaving. Give it a shot, you’ll like it.

I’ve never been to a strip club where the girls didn’t advertise private dances. Also, the female customers and bar tenders were much better looking than the stippers. I spent more on getting something to drink than handing out ones or lap dances. The was no showmanship among the dancers either. I only gave out pity dollars. It was garbage.

I don’t spend a bunch of time haning in titty bars, but I end up in one every now and then. I feel especially dirty when I leave this place. I don’t know if that good or bad. They do have really cheap drink specials sometimes.

The girls are great, but the management sucks. They had a hustler honey contest and gave a girl who was not even in the finals the win. Totally bogus. When I complained, the little shit who was running the contest threatened to call the Baltimore Police Department. Really? He said I was threatening him. I never did. All I wanted to do was talk to the manager, but he was going to call the Police. DONT GO HERE AS PROTEST TO THAT. He should be fired ASAP. I will NEVER go back there, ever.

The club is very well designed but as great as the brand name is and as nice as the club looks, is as bad as it is operated.
They DO NOT hire bartenders, they train entry level waitresses to be the new bartenders. (DO I REALLY HAVE TO SAY MORE ABOUT THE DRINKS??) The DJs complain that there is no money and any schmuck can spin…3 new GMs in less than one year. & I learned all this in a brief visit.
Not A Hustler’s Club.

Came here for $ 2 Tuesdays after an O’s game… On tuesdays, all drinks are $ 2. Seems like it was a popular night. Saw my ex-​girlfiend was still working here – she’s still lookin’ good. The girls were desireable and attractive in general. Usually in a speed venue like this, the girls come around and are pushy on the lapdances. We sat back from the stage a bit and was rarely attended to by the entertainers.
They have a smoking room where you can smoke cigars (and cigarettes, of course). You will find a lot of the girls here on «break».
I upgraded my previous rating because although the club has seen better days, it really is still a decent place to go see Baltimore dancers.

At the bride’s insistence, our bachelorette party closed out the night at the Hustler Club. This was the first time any of us had set foot in a business such as this, and we thoroughly enjoyed it! We arrived at 1AM, not realizing they closed at 2 (we’re from out of town). The hour we did spend there was nothing short of fun. The ladies — all the ladies — were very sweet, and helpful to us club newbies. We’ll definitely be back, if we’re ever in the area again!

After drinkin’ (not drinking) in Canton, a friend and I decided to try LFHC. We enjoyed it. I managed to get a VIP card (and I only paid $ 25 instead of $ 200). We proceeded to go to the smoker’s lounge and have a cigar. Girls came up to us and they were friendly; they didn’t seem like money chasers (at first). When we went to the main floor, the girls asked us to come up to the VIP section. It was chill up there. Also, beers were only $ 4! Of all of the clubs on the strip, this one’s the best.

This place has great happy hour specials, if you’re into going to a strip club during the day shift.
I love this club. Every time I come here I feel like a princess. The girls are so nice and my hubby completely enjoys his time here. Generally all the girls are amazingly gorgeous and respectful. There is one girl who came up to us in the VIP area and requested that we come up and tip her when she danced. So DH went up to the bar to watch her dance and she was horrible, he gave her a dollar and left, and she literally said, «that’s it?» She came over to our table later asking to get money for a dance, dh declined since she was not his type and obviously not a good dancer, and his excuse was «I’m here with my wife» she looks over with daggers at me and rolls her eyes and leaves. That was my only bad experience here.
Make friends with the managers, they are the nicest people in the world. You’ll get invited to all kinds of VIP parties and generally it’s free drinks and free food. It’s fantastic, the drinks are strong as they should be and the girls are naked, as they should be.
Very honest strippers too, I was drunk once and had my money stashed in my cleavage, apparently that’s the stripper signal for your tip is in my cleavage. I didn’t mind that she put her face in there and took all my cash but she said, oh I don’t think you meant to give me this much and gave it back. Just the fact that she did that inclined me to give her all the cash. She was very sweet.
All the girls are hot and sweet, the managers make you feel golden. They have cool contests too… they have a pole climbing contest sometimes for the girls and they sponsor a patron, whoever gets up and down first wins their patron a cruise! Awesome!

A letter from my friend, Arnie. He likes these kinds of places. I don’t. I personally hate them. They are places where bad people go to do bad things! Not that I’m judging. Just sayin’.
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Dear H.R.,
I know you hate strip clubs, because, as you’ve said to me before, «They are places where bad people go to do bad things.» And for the longest time, I totally agreed with you. (Strip clubs. Yuck!) But I was on my way back from New Year’s Eve in New York when I got tired and decided to stay the night in B’more. But it was early, still. And I got a little bored.
Now, I know that you’ve said before that idle hands are the devil’s tools. And that I should just put them together in prayer whenever my faith is shaken. So, I tried. But the night was so cold that I could not feel one palm pressing on the other. And something in me said that warmth – the kind of warmth that only a god-​fearing woman can provide – was to be found on this end of Baltimore St.
Oh boy, was I right! Well, partially right. There are many warm women on this street. But I cannot vouch for their god-​fearing ways as many of them who performed at the clubs on Baltimore St. probably can’t wake up early enough on Sunday morning to attend church. Well, at such late hours that I found myself on this street, I also would not have been able to attend church the next day. A pity, really.
But then I stumbled upon quite a grand and pink marquee with the name HUSTLER on it. You can’t miss this place! I bet you would, though, for someone like you whose heart and mind are of such a divine purity that it affects your eyes’ ability to see what is unsightly in the world. But to me, this little corner was lit up like little Vegas and I was ready for it to introduce me to something I’ve never seen before!
Having been to the other, more gritty clubs this past evening, the upscale feel of Hustler was a welcome respite. While the others ranged from hole-​in-​the-​wall to middle-​of-​the-​road type of establishments, Hustler is clearly the upscale place in this red light district. Although I hear Scores a few miles away isn’t bad, either.
The girls here, too, are not so bad. I mean, if you go to the other strip clubs, it’s a hit or miss. Here at Hustler, you’ll at least start from mediocre to possibly an actual cute girl, which they have a couple of. Not too many, though. But more than the other places in this part of downtown. They have a big stage, VIP upstairs, and «champagne» rooms which are really just red velvet booths for the more private dances. You must try one, H.R. These private lapdances are wonderful! I am very happy to have tried it!
My hope is that one day you start to relax your expectations a little bit and stop living up there and start living down here. I’m not mad at you per se, I’m just kind of disappointed that you’ve kept this from me for so long.
Look, I gotta go. I got $ 20 burning a hole in my pocket.
Yours truly,
Arnie.