The Dolphin II

This place has come up a notch haven’t been here about year & half. The girls are so beautiful & personable especially Chanel & Armani Bo the hostess & bartender rocks the bar as the DJ jams to the best of the best hot beats from oldies to straight up hip hop, R&b & reggaeton we all want some Latin & chocolate ;)

There are some absolutely beautiful women here! As with all gentlemens clubs, there are some that are not so great, but at least they try. The majority of the ladies here are very outgoing and will visit with you instead of just walking up to you and asking for a dance. My biggest criticism about the dancers, is that they don’t dance! They walk or twirl around the pole and then shake their ass at you a couple of times. It is called a striptease for a reason! You are supposed to tease us and make us fantasize about you! Not get topless before the first song is even halfway through and naked 10 seconds into the 2^nd song.
The bartenders are awesome! Extremely nice and very attractive! The drinks are unbelievably overpriced. $ 4.50 for a bottle of Coors Light. Ridiculous! Mixed drinks? Forget about it! Unless you drive a BMW and make over $ 100k a year.
As far as the actual club goes, the dj plays the music way too loud. One should be able to visit with the dancers without having to yell at them. They got rid of the pool tables and put in a very large VIP area, but the dances are way too expensive. If you opt for a non-​VIP dance the dancers are required to wear a skirt. WTF is that about??? Not to mention that they are not allowed to actually give you a lapdance, they have to hover over you and keep their distance. I have never been to a gentlemans club that did that.
Now lets talk about tipping… the club only provides you with $ 2 bills as change. What??? Doesn’t the owner know that guys don’t feel bad about dropping a shit ton of ones, but they do when it comes to spending anything larger. This is basic psychology!
As far as a star rating goes… Bartenders-​5 stars, Dancers-​4 stars and the club itself-​2 stars. All in all I give this club 3 stars as most of the ladies are great and the bartenders rock but there is a lot of room for improvement!

Update date for July 4−5−6−7 2013 visit. Stopped by on my tour though clubs in P’land. Great new or new to me bartender with BIG UM, ER, ah, oh heck you know. Cold beer — very friendly dancers — about time. Maybe a new manager since they had plenty of dancers (not just one) and I enjoyed a few 20 buck dances. I do not do the 100 buck three song backroom since they have VIDEO CAMERAS back there. I do not do anything to worry the dancer but who want to be watched — NOT ME! Recommend for a quick stop. One thing I do not like is the 2-​dollar bills they give for change. I don’t get a stack of bills any more– just enough to get by. Then go to other clubs and dump those elephant 2-​dollar bills there.

This is the nicest club that I’ve been into. It’s has a beautiful lay out, a wonderful stage and is very relaxing at the same time. The girls are all very beautiful too! I highly recommend this club!

This is the worst strip club experience ever had in my entire life. I went to this place couple of hours back with my friends and the worst part is I am the driver for this night :(…but after entering this place immediately I liked a girl (Lora) who is on stage and asked her for a lap and she suggested me VIP room instead of regular lap dance and charged 100 $ for that and it was just a below average lap dance. after coming out from the VIP Room. I was just sitting at one of my friends table for 5 mins and looking for another girl. meanwhile my friend went for a lap with an Indian girl during this time manager of this club came to me and stated saying I can’t sit here without drinking. I told him that I am not drinking tonight as I am the driver. immediately with harsh words this fucker replied my saying you can’t just sit here by spending 5 $.I am completely freaked out with his words and told him that I came like 30 mins back and I already spent 100 $ in VIP room and waiting for another girl. he sent one more guy after me and asked to leave the place.
If you guys are planning for a good night. I don’t recommend this place as you will be freaked out by their customer service/​response

So wife went out of town for a week, so I took it upon myself to get reacquainted with the Portland Meat Market and check out some places I haven’t been to before. Heard good things about Dolphin II so I went in for lunch. Wow, it was just me and two older gentlemen in there. Only 2 dancers were there, but it’s all good I really just wanted some lunch anyway.
Ordered the Chicken Teriyaki and the BBQ wings. Teriyaki was pretty good, but the wings could’ve been better. The cook just poured some BBQ sauce over them instead putting them in a sauce bin so they are fully covered. Anyway I could see this place being decent when it’s night-​time. Chatted it up with one of the strippers and got two lap dances from her. I’d have to say it was one of the better lap dances I’ve gotten since I’ve been in Portland. She also told me about a few other strip clubs that aren’t well known but give great lap dances. Only minus is that it’s right across the street from Target. Kinda feels weird going in, knowing that soccer moms are right across the street.
***Also, just as a side note, I just LOVE reading reviews where people give bad reviews to places they haven’t been, or people who refer to the other customers as «dumb asses or retarded» for spending money there. Yes we all know the girls don’t like us and are there just to get money. But guess what, you’re in the club too, so doesn’t that also make YOU a dumb ass as well?

Pretty solid. Try to get her around the late afternoon shift change though as the early bird Va J J is ⁵⁰⁄₅₀. Lots of room here and clean. 3 – 4 stages with a few added micro stages mixed in. Massive champagne room. Enjoy.

ahahahhahah! I just cannot stop laughing when I getinto this club! yes, I see boobs… big boobie… BIG FAKE BOOBIE. They are attached to creature whose face has been under the surgery knife so many times that they can hardly smile naturally!
I am not a frequent strip club visitor and I have a beautiful wife with natural though not basketball looking boobies. so I cannot say I am a good expert in reviewing strip club! I went there just to hang with one of my friend who happen spend a lot of time there.
Becasue I have been a good boy all my life and never got a dirty lap dance. My friend sent one to me. She is blonde. I had a lap dance with her. But I regretted spending $ 20 on that dance since I am not really attracted to her and it is set up by my friend. She was fake on every part of her body. When she tried to talk to me, we felt so disconnected since she cannot talk about anything intelligent beside suffocating me with her pair of «water filled baloon».
In the end, I had a great time. But I honestly prefer girls who have less fake meat on their body and more natural smile. I dont think you need to be intelligent to be stripper but at least be able to talke like normal person.
Club Dolphin II is for people who have miserable and sexless social life. Not really a place that has good looking girl to flirt with.

«Mom, can I marry her?»

I think that Randal never made into the Dolphin. Food? Come on.
This place is the one with the helicopter out front isn’t it?
Oh yeah, and the live entertainment is STELLAR. There are the kinds of girls that you’d take home to Mom if they had their clothes on. Very pretty, conventional, and um, pretty. Contrast with Acropolis…
The original Dolphin is on McLaughlin about a mile from the Acropolis, but this stupid Unilocal thing won’t let me add it. I prefer the original to the II, mainly because there are more dancers and it is closer to the Acrop.