Crazy Horse Mens Club

I made a Unilocal account JUST so I can explain my displeasure with this place. Let’s first get something out of the way– the employees at strip clubs are salesmen and women. They’re trying to sucker you– and if they’re good enough, you can leave a happy then frustrated man. Within 15 minutes being there my waitress came up and told me how I must purchase at least 2 drinks to keep my table. Made us feel quite uncomfortable right off the bat. Like there were eyes on us. We tried to give a different waitress a try and she was also quite rude. Multiply that with the probably most boring dancer I’ve ever talked to (I actually wanted her to leave me alone after long enough), it wasn’t the best experience I’ve ever had. They didn’t know the barebones basics of selling– make a friend first. I know all the ladies can’t be that bad but our service in particular was horrible. I went to the bar, asked for a Budweiser– guess what! I got a bud light. I didn’t even care at that point. I was getting out of there. For $ 150 you can get a «15 minute dance upstairs»… I’ve gotten a half hour dance for 15 bucks before. I’ll be fine. One dance is $ 15 (or something around there– I wasn’t really paying attention when she told me because Of how bored I was remember) which seems fine. Aside from that I didn’t like the setup or music much either. The cover charge is $ 10 which isn’t the cheapest I’ve ever seen as well. And not so much a part of the club itself, the area is whatever. If you’re cool with stepping through a pool of piss to use the restroom, by all means. I’m sure this place can’t be all that bad but judging by my experience I didn’t love it. I’m sure had I gotten cooler waitresses and a fun dancer to talk to I’d be giving this place a much better review– but unfortunately that didn’t happen. Don’t drive out of your way to come here.

I’m 22, Ive been to my fair share of strip clubs in cleveland, and i have to see this is easy the best one! I enjoy the intmancy the girls dont hound you for money hell half of them would rather have a few drinks and chat than get dances! I would recommend two girls Candy and olive, both girl STUNNING and very friendly! The neighborhood is safe i work down the street! I love it other than being very very very priced beer its awesome!

I worked in Solon, OH for around 1 year and 9 months. I have no idea why I did not come here for lunch every Friday. They have deals like a $ 10 strip steak. Which is funny because you eat the strip steak watching steak strip. It came with a salad and asparagus. My friend gave me a little voucher for a table side dance. I went back to work a happy, but frustrated man. My boss has never seen me in such a frenzy. I told her where I went because I already had given my two week resignation notice. She thought it was funny. What was that girl’s name who danced for me? This is going to kill me now.

Truthfully, if this was just a regular bar — I’d come here. Great Kitchen, a few TVs, and a HEATED COVERED SMOKING PATIO. now add to this its a strip club and this strip club welcomes cigar smokers — and well I am home. Its all the girls next door types here. most are cute some are very cute a few are not so cute. You will NOT find any of the spearmint rhino types here — which I think is a good thing. Very fair pricing all around from cover charge to kitchen menu to drinks to lap dances. Sure the vip room dances are 20 each, but arent they everywhere in cleveland? $ 10 for a dance if you have it out at your table in the open — you would need to cross our southern border to beat that price. And THIS LOCATION by the way is very safe. I think that other reviewer thought he was reviewing the downtown location.

This is a good club with a variety of girls in terms of looks. The only downside is that they wear pasties and it’s topless only.
Dance options are table (10) with no contact, back room (20) with some contact, and VIP (200 for half 375 full hour) where contact level is different depending on the girl, but you can get your money’s worth.
There is only one small stage open consistently. The larger side stage opens when it’s busy.
Lots of out-​of-​town business guys, and a mostly older crowd during the week. Calm atmosphere i.e. no fights or out of control drunks. Some younger partiers on the weekend.
It isn’t the greatest neighborhood but the club itself is very safe and the clientele definitely isn’t from the neighborhood.
Nice outdoor patio with fire pit for smokers. Outdoor bar during nice weather.

I heard from a buddy this was not a safe part of town but I did not seem to have any issues with it. $ 10 cover charge and $ 8 for my jack and coke. They have private rooms of 5 songs for $ 100 but not sure on how the action is upstairs because I could not find a dancer attractive enough or willing to sit down with me.