Chelsea, Chelsa, Chelsea… I like many others really enjoy your Chelsea Lately show on E! The round table is funny, brutally hysterical, spot on at pointing out stupid celebrity behavior and the topics not celebrity related are very WTF?! in a way that have tears rolling down my face. You always have great round table guests and, they always bring a breath funny humor to your show as does Chuey. However, the March 6th première of After Lately was a COMPLETE disappointment to me and many others who enjoy your show; behind the scenes means just that [BEHINDTHESCENES] not scripted, rehearsed, ad-libed nonsense and the bullying of your staff that you refer to as [morons]. I struggled through this 30 minute train wreck of a crappy idea and then I thought perhaps I was cutting to the chase too quickly; like when I saw you at The Gibson Amphitheater in February of 2010 finishing up Your Chelsea Bang, Bang tour. In the beginning after Chris Franjolla finished, out you came looking haggard, hungover, exhausted, drunk and just plain over it all but THEN, you spruced up and gave the crowd a great show. So, on March 13th I decided to give After Lately another chance, maybe, just maybe you were off to a rough start yet I couldn’t even watch 5 minutes of the show as you once again began a NOT behind the scenes look but, another scripted or not scripted(perhaps ad-libed or not) pick on Brad Wollack, Heather Mc Donald bullying tirade and, once I saw how you drew on his face for cosmetic surgery I realized hitting delete from recording this show was an emergency. Chelsea I would rather watch an hour of Chelsea Lately than watch 30 minutes of this type of office humor of which only you and your staff find funny(as is in many work places) because you play so well off of ALL the guests, comedians at the round table and your monologue is so funny. Drop this façade and petition the E! network for another 30 minutes of Chelsea Lately so that you would also be able to spend more than 8 minutes with the great guests you interview before your show ends. Final note: First it was Grey Goose Vodka-MEH!(way overpriced 5 times distilled pretension). Belvadere may be paying you to endorse their vodka and, yes in a pinch it is an A-Okay substitute if the best Vodka in the USA isn’t available, yes Tito’s Vodka Chelsea-6 times distilled, no sugars, gluten free, no gelatins and handmade in the US-OF-A in TX in stainless steal stills(Belvadere is only distilled 4 times, is full of sugars and gelatins and, doesn’t even rank up there with Kettle One as Tito’s Vodka is ranked at 95. Another thing, you are NOT half Jewish! There is NO such thing! So to use a term you use with perfection(which is always timely and funny): ‘YAGOTALLTHAT… GIRL? Shame, Shame, Shame… Shame on you Girl:
