Elite Event at Babeland

Thanks Peter D for keeping the BK Elite events always so interesting and fresh.
My friend and I got great ideas for upcoming bachelorette parties and the 10% discount was much appreciated! Not to mention, we had great «intellectual» conversations with fellow Unilocalers.
Good wine and chill atmosphere! The sex talk informative and engaging. I can honestly say that I picked up a few new tidbits.
This is a great place to buy luxury toys without the nasty back room feeling. The sales personnel were knowledgeable and quickly demonstrated how everything worked. You can probably find an assortment of toys that you won’t be able to find anywhere else.

I love Babeland. I think this is one of the more retail centric locations on Bergen, very close to my former BK home. The Unilocal event thrown by Peter was a nice change of pace – gave me a chance to visit my old stomping grounds and pick up a few things from the Babeland selection.
The presentation was a great introduction to all things sexy. I had a glass of wine and joined my Unilocal ladies Viv and Julia as we got to touch and feel a variety of sex toys.
After the workshop was done, the real browsing began. The ladies chose discreet and apparent vibrators. Many of which were designed by my engineering friends. That second pulsating feature on some of the higher end small silicon products was a suggestion that I threw out to a buddy after brunch in SF almost 6 years ago. I recommend 3-​setting vibrators for variety. Normal-​High-​Pulsating. The wiggle feature gets mixed reviews from my circle.
I tracked down one of the sales associates of the night (Melissa?). I started out with a kind and dandy hello. I needed more knowledge than product. I wanted to know how to create a world-​changing type female orgasm. One of my many goals and studies, she took an immediate interest and liking to my words. Always one for gestures, I signaled with three fingers (aka a W symbol) what I was trying to achieve. I’ve been able to give partners a dual orgasm and consecutive waves of orgasms (if you need help regarding these subjects please PM me as I’m glad to help). What I was seeking to do was help my partner achieve a triple orgasm. They would not be instantaneous, but they would interlinked so closely that they would not classified as independent events. The vibe changed at that moment, she was turned on by the subject matter and serious tone upon which I took the discussion. She was speechless and could not sell me a product to map my journey. It was at this point of the conversation that I knew that her experience fell below my mastery level. My excitement bone really fell knowing that my search had to continue for this treasure.
Perhaps I’ll make an attempt to describe it. The orgasm would be so powerful that it would surpass the pleasure of the first and the surprise of the second wave of pleasure. The mind and the organs would attempt to restrain it, to keep it from the leap out of the body at the apex, but it would give. The sensuality of the body would melt away engaging the universe around itself. One with the physical and metaphysical, she would literally and metaphorically ‘see the face of God’. And upon seeing the face of universal pleasure, I would expect out of pure connectivity that the Almighty would orgasm erupting into what I would assume be rainbows from heaven. And as all folklore has taught us, droplets of the rainbows would form pots of gold where they touch green Earth. Therefore in that one moment that transcends the human experience, with rainbows and precious metals, the world would be a happier and richer place.
I bought some samplers before leaving. Please practice safe sex.

Soooo I went to the sex toy store… yes I did… and I’ll do it again without it being a Unilocal Event!
Babeland while a small still packs a huge punch with toys, lub, books, videos, and furry restraints. Having a semi sex ed class to explain those lovely things was an added bonus. I never knew something so small can have 18 different vibrating pulsations that could… okay I digress.
The staff definitely will make you feel comfortable and not like someone who is completely under 1^st base.
Come here to add & spice up your yummy sex life ;-)

GREAT unique Unilocal event! I’ll keep it short and sweet, much like my sexual performance standards. Hiiii yooooo!
Ok, all jokes aside, the sex class was funny, enthralling, and I won a sample of lube for knowing 80% of women need clitoris stimulation. SCORE ONE for the big guy.
I took away two extremely valuable lessons. I think I enjoy my nipples getting clamped (photographer caught me red nippled in the act) and I now know what kind of lube to use to make my body (ok, probably more so hers) slippery like the slipperyest fish in the sea.
If you need a better reason to be happy, I sure don’t know what it is…

Best sex ed class ever.
Watching a bunch of Unilocalers play with dildos, vibrators and even buy them was also very educational. I now know what some of my fellow Unilocalers will be using at home.
While I’ve been into the various Babeland locations in the past, including this one, I forgot they have classes. The sex toys 101 was informative, funny and casual. If the woman who conducted it is a sign of what all their classes are like, SIGN ME UP!
Thank you Babeland Brooklyn for letting us explore our fun side and the 10% discount was much appreciated.
Thanks Peter D for organizing this unique, fun event and Team Unilocal for promoting safe, fun sex!

Now that the hype has worn off (and the Pino), I can give a fair review of this night/​event.
First off, being welcomed with a glass of Pino is never a bad way to start and being that I’l explored this store before, let’s just say I’m never disappointed.
The night was as smooth as silicon based lube in the shower, the information wasn’t hard to swallow, and the guests were as excited as college freshmen. I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed myself and it was a mice change of scenery… usually we’d be in a restaurant/​bar/​lounge.

You: «Baby, I love you!»
Partner: «aww»
You: «your booty looks very beautiful»
Partner: «aww»
You: «your wrists looks interesting»
Partner: «huh, why?»
You: «shhhh… sexy»
Partner: «awww»
Unilocalers, what we have done here, is called «the blush». Let go in deeper, shall we.
You: «Baby, bend over so I can see how your booty looks so sexy.» … «Oh my lord, wowwwww it looks so sexy when you do that. Hold on honey, don’t move!!! I bought a gel for $ 12 dollars that I am dying to try on you. Baby, may I try it on you? Yesssss!!!»
Partner: «ok honey, go a head»
Rub that gel in like you making a wish. Be gentle, because it is important. Squirt a few drops on the desired opening (love spot). Play with her womanhood. Trust me, your partner will spread open to give you full access. Once she does this, lord bring out the suit case of Babeland tricks.
Now when your partner, gives out 3 moans. Pull out one of your the vibrators, the jimmyjane form 2 will do. She will be super wet. You didn’t buy it, you messed up. Use the toy under 3 mins, get her hot and excited. Whisper in her ear do not orgasm yet. You have to be «50 shades of grey» nasty.
Partner: «ok ok ok. Awww. I will try»
You: «you better not! I want to try everything I bought»
Partner: «ok ok ok. Ahhh damn… I will try… Awww»
Unilocalers, you have entered ‘the zone’!
Pull out the hand cuffs to cuff her ankles and wrists. She will love it! Don’t know why? Anything to keep her in bed works for me. In addition, pull out the spanking paddle, nipple clamps, mouth gag ball, and blind fold. Look, she will not mind, because she have been reading kinky books for years. Don’t believe, remove one of the book covers of one of the books she have been reading. It said, Sophie Oaks, eh? Kinky gal you have there. Trust me, I have seen her on the the 4 train line, sweating and fanning. Don’t believe me, touch her love spot and it will be soaking wet! Go a head and test. Told you! You delaying our activities. Let’s get busy.
Put all the I mentioned above into play and grab the we-​vibe 3. Program it and place it right there. Yup, is magical! Next, get the butt plug and insert it in. Slowly, dude… No one trying to kill the vibe. It will go in like butter.
Partner: «oh, Sh%#*… Oh my goodness»
You: Do not orgasm yet!!!
Partner: «I will try… Oh my goodness»
Pull out the we-​vibe, because you should already have the g spot vibrator in hand. Penetrate her love spot with g spot vibrator. The other free hand you should occasionally spank her rear with the paddle. One hit, she will orgasm a few times. She orgasming like water currents. Is okay, because the toys is water resistant. You should already know she orgasm like that, so I know you had the bed covers on the bed already. You didn’t? You messed up! Oh well, deal with it.
The process we have done should be about 10+ orgasms, before having sex. You did great Unilocaler.
Partner: «yes yes yes… My partner did… I am orgasming again… Oh my goodness»
All toys I have mentioned are located in any of the Babeland locations. They have a large selections of goodies to choose from, go into the store and try. In addition, they have educated sales people on deck that will not fear to answer any of your sexual questions you have. Plus, you can walk outside the store with their cute pink bag and be proud that you bought high quality stuff.
Customer service is 5 stars.
Cheers,
Wilkie

Fantastic informative workshop, I think everyone left feeling more sex-​positive and playful even those who already knew how to find their prostate or g-​spot.
This is a great place to support. Making the world a better place by encouraging play, lustiness, communication, common sense, and all the ingredients that may be useful in the quest to attain massive extended orgasm.

The highlight of the night was really the one major thing that actually happened– our sex ed, sex therapy, all kinds of sexy lecture. This gal really knew her stuff, was super informative, and was hilarious! She could be a motivational speaker and a comedienne on top being a Babeland sexpert if she really wanted. The kind of gal I’d like to have brunch with and discuss the nuances of clitorial stimulation with.
I’d passed Babeland many times and never gone in, so it was nice to have this kind of Unilocal Elite introduction– though I do wish there was a bit more event to be had and a little less standing about and everyone doing the same «isn’t this wacky?!» bit with the dildos. If you are really so in awe of sex toys, I’m sorry for you, hopefully you learned how common (and fun!) they are from the Babeland experience. I definitely wouldn’t have minded a little more Q&A or more in depth discussion. I feel like I learned some neat new tips from our Sexpert and have some mental bookmarks for my next shopping experience. I enjoyed the insiders view of the shop and am glad to know I’d be comfortable shopping in this by women for everyone store the next time I am in the market for a little something extra. Overall a really great concept for an event where the only downfall was wanting more– oh and that part where a woman full on «sat» on me like I was invisible furniture. I’m not into chair play honey, sorry!

Babeland isn’t a sex store. It is an adult, sex education experience. There are all sorts of toys and gadgets at this boutique, instructional dvd’s and hotttt reading materials to help you to increase your knowledge of all things orgasmic and improve your «xxx» game. This isn’t your average red light district, whips and chains, hole in the wall. Babeland is classy and sexy. Thanks to Peter D. and Unilocal for allowing me to have my first wonderful and wine filled Babeland experience via an Elite Event. The staff/​instructors were very professional, knowledgeable and trained to patiently and honestly answer all of your sexiest questions. I really enjoyed the portion of the night when we passed around different «xxx» items and got the chance to get really up close and personal with them. The «toys» at Babeland are rather pricey but worth it. These aren’t party favors. Every device here is top of the line, state of the art and worth the cost. I appreciate the fact that my date and I weren’t scolded too badly when we got caught getting a little too frisky with a certain handheld Babeland device. If you’re on a tight budget, Babeland also sells adult playing cards, oils, lotions and lubricants that will still light up your night without lightening your wallet.

As an 18yo I never thought a sex shop could be anything other than a crappy strip mall addition (parking in the back to avoid the stares of the small town population) with white walls, rows of plastic wrapped toys that looked more like a wall of action figures than anything I’d want near any lady bits. Fast forward to present day and you’ll find Babeland.
I’m a huge fan of knowing everything about sexuality and not judging what could or couldn’t turn someone on. Unique snow flakes or something. The women at Babeland were fantastically open to questions, friendly, knowledgeable and frankly very funny. How can you not be quirky of you work in an adult toy store?
Along with the wine, we were able to see a workshop on sex 101 which was not only enlightening but also positively hysterical. We were walked though various different lubes, toys, sex dos and don’ts and of course the ever important lesson of do what feels good!
I now know that a sex store is for more than just terrifying cheap gag gifts. Babeland is a prime example of how stores should be done. No leering old men staring at you from the shadows. In fact there are no shadows. Everything is well lit and clean, organized and fashionably displayed. The staff all offered a kind smile or words of advice on products that were displayed and charged so you could feel how they worked. Gone is the world of action figure aisles. What’s behind the mysterious plastic wrapping? A brand, new car! Wait no. Just as exciting though, your very own brand new toy of choice! I know I’d jump for joy for either prize.

Babeland! To be completely honest, I was slightly apprehensive about an event at an adult toy shop. The fact that I’m relatively new to elite events, and not super versed in the world of toys (who knew lube was so very important?) I truly had no clue what to expect. The ladies at Babeland made all the difference, they were funny and knowledgeable. I never expected to laugh so much (at least out loud) as phallic shaped toys were passed around to my by my fellow Unilocalers.
Peter D and the Brooklyn crew definitely changed things up with this one. It’s cool that the events aren’t alway at a restaurant or bar. I love those events too don’t get me wrong (here’s looking at you Splitty), but it’s awesome to get out an see all of what makes Brooklyn such an amazing place.
All in all they really pulled out all the stops (couldn’t help it), I’ll absolutely be back to visit. And the best part is I won’t feel weird at all walking in.

sex toys and booze ?
so a normal Thursday for me… but this time there were no tears of disappointment and i may have learned something.
Seriously a fun and informative event. The speaker did an amazing job of making a sometimes awkward subject entertaining. The store was also impressive, small but well organized. I had a great time !!
A great an unique event, thanks Babeland and Unilocal

My first Elite event and having worked in the Adult Film biz (behind scenes) from 2008 – 2010 I figured this was in my comfort zone. Took my coworker and Unilocal newbie Stephanie G with me as my +1. We had a great time, the free wine was plentiful, the place is cute and not sleazy in the least (unlike the West 4^th st spots I usually get my toys) with all pretty pastel colors.
They had a sex ed lecture which was funny and we got to pass around the toys they were talking about. First time in my life I ever handed girl I didnt know a vibrating butt plug and did not get slapped!
I finally got to meet Peter D and Matteo two people I have chatted with on here so that was nice but alas I did not get to wear a Unilocal name tag! I was a little shy to just go up to a few people I think I recognized and be like hey are you so and so, so if I talk to you on here and didnt come over then my apology. I was trying to stifle my inner Beavis and Buttthead laugh during the lecture but a few «huh huh she said vagina» may have inadvertently slipped out.
Overall a nice way to spend a Thursday evening. I like this kind of event as opposed to bars and such and remember as the lecturer said «the vagina is a cul de sac, the butt is an island», I think that may be from Yeats.

Babeland is the kind of place where one can shed their everyday persona and slip into something a little more casual (or bonding, restricting, etc whatever your pleasure is.)
With such exhibits as the Wall O’ Dildo, Lube Central and BDSM corner there is something to surely cater to people from all walks and crawls of life… especially the crawlers. *wink*
We were given a thrilling lecture and demonstration on sex ed from the super knowledgeable staff and walked thru proper use of not only toys, but communication as well! Who would have thought a conversation starter like «your finger does not go THERE!» Could actually be a good idea?
Babeland has toys and tools for not only fulfilling desires, but also discovering desires you may have never known you had! Miss Sarit and I have been to stores of this sort before, but this is easily the cleanest, well staffed and knowledgeable place we have ever been to.
Babeland is a wonderland of excitement for you and your partner (s). Big thanks to Babeland and it’s staff and manager for hosting us giggling Unilocalers, Peter D for erecting (*snicker*) such a great event and all my fellow Unilocalers who attended, some of you I’d never thought I’d see holding chains and whips; others, I knew it was just a matter of time.

Is this the first YEE ever at an adult toy store? If so, history was made last night! It’s nice to have a Unilocal event once in a while that’s a bit out of the ordinary, and this one most certainly was! It doesn’t happen often[1] to mingle with Unilocalers while playing with sex toys.
I’ve been to a couple of the Babeland shops in Manhattan before, but this was my first visit at their Brooklyn location. This shop is smaller, but it features a similar layout with all these colorful toys on display that are just screaming «Touch me, baby!».
The woman who gave the Sex Toys 101 lecture (I’m sorry, I forgot your name!) was fantastic! Knowledgeable, witty, and really really funny, she kept the audience enraptured for the entire duration of her class. Also, I would like to thank her for imprinting in my mind an image I will likely never forget for as long as I live[2]. I also learned that silicon-​based lubricants can actually melt silicon toys (use a water-​based one instead), but are great to style your hair.
Fun event at a fun place. I’m so envious of the woman who won the raffle!
Thanks, Peter!
PS: Flickr photos available here:
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[1] Emphasis on «often».
[2] Think anal beads and a lawn mower.