Gino and Joe’s Pizza

This is not pizza. It’s thin, no taste and old cheap dough. Go downstairs to the real Gino and joes and get a slice of REAL pizza!!!

If you want a slice of NY style pizza and want it fast without breaking the bank, ($ 2.95 includes tax), then Gino and Joe’s is your place. The slices are big enough to have just 1 and be satisfied. Have 2 and you’ll either be full all day or pleasingly stuffed (depends on your girth and size of stomach). I for one am satisfied with 1. They are quick, good and in my opinion, better than the Gino and Joe’s on the 1^st floor. Check them out for yourself.

Joe underwent Gene Therapy to become Italian so he could figure out how to make pizza. He then named his place Gene Therapy Joe’s Pizza, but everyone thought it was a creepy name and so he was doing almost no business. His cousin made a joke and said «instead of using a genome to name your place, you should have just said ge… NO. And instantly Joe decided that was a much better name, so he went with Gino & Joe’s. To this day nobody knows this story except me and the head of security at the Pentagon West Entrance. Which means my life is probably in danger. I have to go now.
After I write this review.
You never read this btw. You weren’t here. We didn’t talk. Where were we.
Gino & Joe’s Pizza is inside the Mainplace Mall and it’s really good. It’s not really like NY pizza, it doesn’t have a crispy base and so it’s not so NY slicey. It’s not really like Buffalo pizza either, which is epitomized by Chuck’s on North St in this area. It’s very good though, it reminds me a bit in some ways of Rochester Pizza. I had a mushroom slice and I liked it.
However in a city as Pizza-​rich as Buffalo, it doesn’t quite stand up to all of the remarkable competition. Still I absolutely enjoyed it, and anyone who is in the Mainplace Mall and would like a good slice, check it out. Buffalo has some of the best Pizza spots in the world, and this is just another addition to a long list of yumminess.
And if the Pentagon asks you to undergo Gene Therapy to make you Italian or a Super Soldier or a Pizza maker or anything else for that matter…
Just… say… Ge-​no.