Rocky Cologne’s Comedy Traffic Schools

This was my first time at traffic school after I was pulled over for speeding (not my fault!). I decided that going to a class was my best bet, as the online course sounded miserable. Good thing that I decided on this, because this was a pretty awesome way to spend my Saturday! Rocky is funny and gracious and gave our class some great info on the current traffic laws. We also played a really fun game of traffic jeopardy after watching Kron4 YouTube videos. If I get another ticket (knock on wood) I will definitely go back. Traffic school was definitely not the miserable experience people made it out to be!

Absolutely fantastic from start to finish. I didn’t feel like dealing with the online traffic school so I went in person. I have to be honest, I was not looking forward to spending my saturday this way however Rocky blew me out of the water. He had up to date information, videos, pamphlets of information, funny jokes, and games to make the class interactive. I would recommend this class to anyone! He also called and left a vm to remind you to attend the class on the date of your choice and was very flexible being that I needed to reschedule twice. Excellent experience!

This has gotta be the best traffic school out there.
We all make mistakes and when you are hopefully eligible to take traffic school to clear that mistake we always just hope its not a dreaded boring traffic school.
Rocky Cologne is a professional comic so you’re getting the real deal here not some random guy here.
who wouldn’t wanna be in the presence of one of the comedy greats? Well here you have it and at the same time your clearing your traffic mistake you made.
Not only is he a great comedian but he’s very knowledgeable about these here laws of the road and all the in’s and outs of things in that area.
He’s got some great stories and lessons too
It helps to have that and the comedy because well we don’t wanna be bored and hate being there the whole time soo the comedy is great and we sure wanna be careful not too make any more road mistakes soo the wisdom is very helpful.
He’s a great down to Earth guy that seems like he can kinda relate too what your going through and understand .
There’s a groupon for this class too and its been awhile soo if something comes up again well I’ll definitely be giving this place a call.

Rocky is hilarious, really awesome down to earth dude that is extremely informed. Class is very informative, great refresher on rules of the road, solid update on recent trends in law enforcement /​innovations in technology. Class layout is very interactive, with Q&A, trivia, relevant funny video clips, and awesome commentary.
I was dreading traffic school and was pleasantly surprised to find this class on Unilocal.Was even more surprised that I enjoyed the class even starting at 9am on a Saturday. You learn, laugh and end up making new friends — all while keeping your insurance down.

I have worked at Bay Cities Driving school for many years now and this is the only traffic school I recommend to people ho call us not realizing we are not a traffic school. The people I have spoken to after taking Rocky’s course thank me for suggestion this traffic school because they had such an enjoyable time! What better type of experience to have if you have to take a traffic school course too! I spoke to Rocky once on the hone years back and he’s super friendly and personable.

Although I’ve only been a few times in my life to traffic school, this was the best one so far.
Rocky has a great way of incorporating the jokes into the lessons and made me feel more awake than asleep during the class. I learned so much from this class… well worth every penny.

Best traffic school EVER! Worth the drive from the East Bay. I’ll go again the next time one of those zillion traffic cameras Rocky taught us about gets me.

Best traffic school in the Bay. I still remember the class well and would prefer the fun day had there than just online. Thanks Rock for a good time!

Rocky lead our defensive and safety driving class and he’s been great! Never had a class I enjoyed as much as I did this one. So much fun and laughs. The best teaching system ever!

Rocky is funny and easy to hang out with for a day of paying your debt to society. This is my second time here. I let my guard down after a couple of years of driving the speed limit like a good citizen.

What a great way to get rid of that point on your DMV record! Entertaining, informative and fun, the time goes by so quickly. Rocky has a way of engaging everyone, and making it a very comfortable experience. No pressure, great mix of lecture and game-​show questions, interspersed with videos that bring you up to date on driving law and trends in enforcement. Classes are usually about 20 people, all doing the right thing, enrolling in Rocky’s course. Really nice people, in a comfortable Burlingame hotel with nearby lunch choices for every budget. Very reasonable price for the value you receive. Highly recommended.

Rocky is a great comedian informing you on today’s rules of the road for the past 25 years.
This was my first trip back to traffic school in 15 years — my time and money was well spent. There was NO «Disney Motor-​Mania» cartoon but I bet you will discuss «People Behaving Badly» a few times.
This class will keep you awake, informed and more educated before departure.

I’d give him six stars if there was such thing.
He is funny and super informative. The class is never boring.
This is my third time taking traffic school with him within 15 years. And If I ever need it again, I will go with him.

Today I spent the day at Rocky Cologne’s Traffic School. Adhearing to the traffic courts obligation «to attend traffic school’ after I got a ticket this past spring for an illegal u-​turn by a nasty SF cop.
Actually to be honest, this is my second time (in 7 years) going to Rocky’s Traffic School.
It is held in Burlingame, in a conference room at the Holiday Inn Express.
Attending Rocky’s class is NOT Torture. Its actually fun. You should read all these reviews, they are speaking the truth. Rocky keeps it entertaining, he tells jokes (well he is a comedian) and at the same time keeps you updated on the latest driving laws, shows us videos of ‘People Behaving Badly’ plus we get to play two rounds of jeopardy.
Its a very comfortable atmosphere. And affordable ($ 50) and its well worth it. Rocky is the greatest!
Thank you Rocky!
And if you… out there ever need to go to Traffic School, give Rocky a call, he will sign you up to a class. 1−800−456−5348

You should go here. Don’t even consider online traffic school or any other «comedian». Coming from a girl that has opted for the latter, (always for speeding I might add), I think you should take my advice seriously!
Rocky made scheduling time with him and the class I spent with him PAINLESS!
We did our time with:
~two rounds of traffic school Jeopardy
~two standup comedy routines by Rocky himself
~countless jokes in between
~ a chance to network with other traffic law violaters
~ lots of multimedia entertainment regarding traffic do’s, don’t’s and weirdos
(people behaving badly and oddly)
~a good amount of time for lunch…
~ warnings about the police crack down on texters, speeders and people who disregard pedestrians
~and lots of valuable and invaluable tips on driving in general
Rocky has been doing this over 15 years and it shows. The class is lively, up-​to-​date and interactive, so you’re not just sitting in a classroom type setting getting lectured for eight hours straight.
He actually tours with other stand-​up comedians around the U.S. He’s a nice guy with a civilized manner of treating all us people who violate the traffic laws enough to get caught.
I know that if I ever violate any traffic laws, hopefully for at least not three more years, I will be able to run to Rocky, who I know will be waiting there with open arms.
ROCKY: Don’t quit what you’re doing, please! We need you! And thanks for making Traffic School a fun event rather than a dreary day! :-D

Just completed Rocky’s course today.
What can I say? Rocky parlayed his talent as a stand up comic into an otherwise extremely dull business, I mean, who really wants to sit in traffic school? But I’d sit through his class again! (Although I’ll skip the ticket, thank you very much)
The class was engaging and I think we all learned something. Time flew by.
If you choose to sign up for a traffic school class, Rocky’s is the one to go to.

Is it weird that in the back of my head I keep thinking, «If I can get a ticket, then I can take Rocky Cologne’s Comedy Traffic school again?» Well, all you driving offenders in the bay area, instead of taking some dull online course or sit in some boring classroom listening to a instructor spew driving information, you can go to Rocky’s class and have fun.
It was an easy, quick and entertaining day. The only stress you will feel is trying to get the answers right during the Jeopardy round of the class! Rocky is a real personable guy (from NYC) and cracks jokes and throws in some comedy all the while informing you of the rules to the road. He really does know that nobody really wants to take a driving class and makes it fun. Rocky shows some awesome videos of people driving badly, what not to do and even some country bumpkin driving a tractor trailer in the woods. You had to be there! (some of you will)
The conference room at the Holiday Inn Express was comfortable and the class was pretty busy. People from all walks of life, as a matter of fact there were 3 people in the class that were returning a second time. People who are taking the class are able to park in the parking lot of the hotel, the provide tea and coffee downstairs and it is really easy to get to on the freeway!
The class is affordable ($ 50 bucks) and believe me it is worth it. After the course is over you get to have your paperwork input right into the system by Rocky himself! What more do you want? So make that illegal U-​turn, don’t stop at a stop sign or speed really recklessly on the freeway… and when you get busted… Call Rocky, he’s got a classroom for you to sit in and some jokes to tell you!!!

Class is funny Rocky is cool dude fo reals n its an educational class for u crazy lazy bad late minute drivers Some new laws u might wanna kno n at da same time get ur laugh on Big ups to Rocky fo dis cool traffic school
Big Sio frm United haha

What can I say… If you gotta go to Traffic School, This is the One to go to!
Rocky Cologne… a real performing comedian… NO BS.He.makes this experience a lot of fun and time flies by.
I tried doing the traffic school «online» thing… OMG, I thought I’d shoot myself.
There’s a reason that Rocky Colognes Comedy Traffic School has been around for over 20 years… It’s the best… Everyone had a great time.
A couple of the people drove from other locations, 20 miles away, because they heard how much fun this class was.
I might even go out and get another ticket just so I can go back.
Thanks Rocky for making this so much fun!
PS I actually learned some stuff too
Click on the Photo Below to see the full picture of Rocky Live on stage.

I bet when you heard the words «traffic school» you were some what afraid or have heard horror stories as to how bad these classes can get. I too feared the worst till I signed up for my class yesterday and was walked into class.
Rocky keeps you awake with some great joke and some «$ 50 jokes» as he puts it. lol
It is a nice place to ask about certain laws you did not know about and Rocky knows his business inside out. You can tell Rocky likes what he does and is full of knowledge and a great personality.
I hope to never see him again, but if I do, I would be delighted to take his class again.
Keep up the great work!!!