AA Alcoholics Anonymous Santa Clara County

AA gave me back my life the way it was before alcohol entered and took away my basic happiness in life.

What? Me an alcoholic?
Nonsense. Alcoholics go to meetings.
That’s pretty much the mentality of 99.9 percent of Unilocalers out there. Yet, real life (and photographic) evidence speaks for itself. Unilocalers are big bad binge drinkers. Attend any YEE ( Unilocal Elite Event) and they usually revolve around alcohol, free appetizers, alcohol, embarrassing pictures, alcohol, inappropriate behavior, and even more alcohol. Attend any UYE (Unofficial Unilocal Event) and the they usually revolve around five things:
1) Alcohol consumption
2) More alcohol consumption,
3) Even more alcoholic consumption
4) Dangerously excessive alcohol consumption
5) Whatever stupidity comes with the above.
With all of that said, Unilocalers can be classified in various ways such as drunkards, dipsomaniacs, and/​or alcoholics.
What? Me an alcoholic?
Nonsense. Alcoholics go to meetings.
And if that’s the case, please visit the main Alcoholics Anonymous office for Santa Clara County in Campbell for more information or call the hotline number (408−374−8511) and find a meeting near you. It’s free. What more can you ask for?
At the most, you will find the help you need to discontinue drinking excessively, stay sober, avoid taking embarrassing photos, and going home with other alcoholic Unilocalers. And at the very least, you can find some new drinking buddies to relapse with.
Seriously, AA can change your life. At the most, staying sober may help you achieve your dreams you have been putting off due to constant drinking events, such as attending law school, buying a home, and settling down and getting married. At the very least, you will never eat at La Victoria again and wake up with a mean case of «mud butt.»
Thanks to AA, my butt stays out of trouble now.
Well, sort of.