Wonderful dinner! The female bar tender/server(with the touch of Irish accent) was personable and on point. She was enjoying her guests. The chicken curry was clean-the-plate delicious. Great touch of spice and curry gravy. You can dip anything in it! My mom had the steak which was cooked beautifully — juicy and flavorful with a nice touch of crisp veggies. Great atmosphere to watch a game or relax with people.
Lesia C.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Chicago, IL
Came here recently and loved the inside of the bar and the bartenders, but the people inside definitely took away from the overall feel of the bar. Walking in, the bar has an old school Irish pub feel which they have successfully captured with stained glass, dark wooden walls and bar cabinets, and assorted white and black photographs. Definitely your classic south side Irish bar décor and feel, love it. The people in the bar, seriously though… We walked up to the bar and there was already a group of disheveled men outside arguing, some missing teeth. We all looked at each other like«should we still go in?» We had driven quite a way so we decided to still walk inside. There was a guy who greeted us so drunk that he was drinking a shot off the table with a straw. There were three other extremely drunk men who were wearing white crop top shirts with huge bellies hanging out. They explained that they had just joined a rugby team and were being initiated. Okay then. There was a guy in the corner singing and playing live, and he was pretty good. It’s a shame because no one seemed to be paying attention to him, and it’s kind of hard to listen to any music when a 250 pound guy in a tightly fitted crop top is jiggling his belly to each song. The people working inside the bar seemed to be struggling to keep cleaning the tables and clearing beers because everyone was spilling drinks and leaving garbage everywhere. I want to come back here because this bar is nicer than most others in the area and offers something different from the Alsip bar scene, but I don’t know if I can stomach drinking with some of those people again if they’re regulars.
John B.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Monee, IL
Good atmosphere, good service. They had a band playing that was great, not too loud. Would definitely come back if I’m ever in the aream
Rob G.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Rosemont, IL
Nice friendly staff.
Maggie M.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Whiting, IN
Four dollars for a seven seven and there’s probably a half a shot in here. They pour short and it’s not worth the money. Their deals are good though. And the atmosphere is good
Eddy L.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Chicago, IL
The place is a bit run down and dirty. There’s nothing that stands out as bing spectacular. Just a average place to get some drinks.
Melissa B.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Frankfort, IL
I ignored the overall low ratings for this place and had pretty high hopes. It looked cute from the outside. I figured how bad could an Irish pub be. One day I will learn. There were a few positives. It’s cute. It’s pretty clean. They play Irish music. They had a pretty extensive menu from what I saw. I didn’t order food though. My real problem is the beer selection. The most exciting options they have are Guinness, Harp and Shock Top. Yep, it’s downhill from there. I settled on a Harp. No craft beer selections in sight. Not even an Irish cider. The bartender was pretty much just that. She dropped our beer off and then the check when we asked for it. I don’t think she said two words the entire time we were there. The crowd seemed to consist of mostly drunk men(on a Sunday afternoon). I got the feeling it gets loud and obnoxious in here. I gave it a shot. I live nearby but I’ll probably never head there again.
Frank L.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Lombard, IL
I ate there today at lunch and was very surprised that on Friday at 12:30 I was the only customer. There was even a guy working on refinishing the other end of the bar from where I sat. The food was passable, far from home made. Cream of Broccoli soup was actually Milk of Brocolli. Crab cakes billed as sauteed where obviously deep fried frozen hockey pucks.
Alyssa G.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Hickory Hills, IL
I’m being a hypocrite by saying this, because I actually have met a lot of people at Desmond’s. But, that was a few years ago… Super douchey crowd here. When I was underage, this was the place to go. I felt cool because nobody checked my ID. Now that I’m older, I’ve become ‘that person.’ I just don’t want to be around under-ager’s getting wasted, and get a headache from a local dj’s annoying house music. About two years ago, there were awesome cover bands, and loud irish music. You could actually have a conversation, sit down, and hang out here. Now it’s kind of… clubby? This is Chicago Ridge, not downtown Chicago. Put away the miniskirts and nylon dresses. What I look for in a place like this is a relaxed environment, where you can show up in casual clothes and get a few beers. Now there’s just a strange scene of people lurking around. PS — location is perfectly placed next to the police station. Don’t drink and drive!
Kelly G.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Burbank, IL
My husband and I recently had our wedding rehearsal dinner here in the«party» room. We couldn’t have been happier with the food and service. The two women who worked were so accommodating, things went so smoothly ad the food was great(many of our guests went for seconds). The bar had cheap dink specials(I think $ 2 domestics) and a very friendly bartender! Needless to say, a good portion of our party ended up there for the night when we wrapped things up with our dinner. I can’t wait to head back to this place for a bite to eat and some cocktails!
Amelia B.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Sunnyvale, CA
I rarely venture to the Southside of this fair city(read: never), but a rugby game pulled me down in this vicinity, and Jack Desmond’s served as our post-game adult beverage stop. It’s about as standard of an Irish pub as you can get, with a great old wood bar and plenty of beer on tap. Beers are quite cheap(well, I guess anything is compared to what I’m used to on the Near North side), and the food ain’t half bad either. I could definitely see it as a neighborhood spot if you live in the vicinity. Small parking lot out front.
Roseanne S.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Villa Park, IL
Came here for a few drinks with friends. It seemed pretty crowded, but that might have been because an Irish duo was performing that night. We opted to go to the outdoor patio instead and sat at the bar for our drinks. The drinks are not badly priced, especially for a Saturday night: $ 12 bucket of 5 domestics, $ 6 pitcher of domestic, $ 4 bombs. That’s only like a dollar more than TC’s(see review) and a way better atmosphere and bar. There are about 5 or 6 booths outside so you have to watch them like a hawk if you want one. Otherwise, there are a couple of tables, or you can just stand. Here’s the downside: it is very hard to find parking around here. They have a pretty small lot behind the building. You can park on the street, but some of it is strictly for the condos/townhouses and for metra or for the library, so watch where you park. I don’t mind a long walk in the summer, but in the winter it’s brutal. Also, Chi RIdge can be kinda iffy, so I don’t necessarily trust my car being so far away from the bar on a random side street. Oh and the metra will scare the crap out of you as it flies on by. The bar is right next to the train tracks so you definitely will hear it. Overall, it’s not a bad bar. I could see myself coming back.
Andy M.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Elmhurst, IL
I went to this bar next. It was much nicer interior and service than murpheys Law. It has two sections and I saw some stairs going up. This place is pretty big and is located by the metra tracks in Chicago Ridge. Plenty of darts and other games and this place I would frequent often is I was a local… maybe.
Amanda P.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
My mom and I went in here on friday night for dinner and drinks. The food was good and the drinks were fine. However, we noticed there was just 1 waitress running around the entire place. Oh and not only was she the only waitress, she was also the only bartender. The place was slowly getting more and more crowded so we assumed another waitress would be showing up at any minute. A bartender eventually showed up, so this waitress could stop playing dual roles as both waitress and bartender. As this poor girl pretty much ran by our table to drop off the check and deliver food to other tables, my mom said, «excuse me… but are you getting any help tonight??» She said, «nope!» and ran off to take care of about 50 more people. Tons of people around us were complaining about the slow service, which was unavoidable seeing as 1 person was taking orders and delivering food and drinks to over 50 people. Seriously, we’d watch her and she was literally running from table to table and back to the kitchen. The owner(or owners) of this place should be ashamed of themselves for taking advantage of this waitress. Hire some more people and if you don’t feel like doing that, come in and help yourself. It’s not fair to your customers and it’s certainly not fair to the waitress.
Frank G.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Chicago, IL
The unfortunate episode of my happening in on Jack Desmond’s began in earnest with the meltdown of the internal carrier bearing and side gears of my trusty pickup. Dropping the truck off at 115 Th and Central Ave. I was faced with a series of conundrums. The first being,“How would I get back home?“ After a little cartography session with google maps I was elated to see that the Chicago Ridge Metra train station was not far, about 2.5 miles. Running my hand longly over the hood and grill I bidded«adieu» to my great stead, and turned my collar up and faced north, to begin my journey. I was soon to find that cold, grey day was a much bitter foe. Walking along four lane highways It was to my displeasure to find the total absence of sidewalks and walk ways. Cursing urban sprawl’s lack of the most simple infrastructure, I soldiered on nonetheless. Soon I began to feel the effects of my still relatively short but, nonetheless arduous journey. My feet were now wet from having to traverse high snow banks, and my face was now set a fire by the wind that rushed at it with seemingly increasing strength. My foot steps became slower. And soon it seemed to my weary eye that I was not even moving forward at all. Soon despair began to set in. «Was this how I would meet my fate»? «Alone and cold amongst the identical houses and un-shoveled sidewalks of Chicago Ridge?» «Would the gods be so cruel, as to let a man of my standings and deeds perish without such honour or valour»? I was to not be mistaken from one of Napoleon’s Calvary or infantry retreating through the cold and snow of a Russian winter after the failed invasion of 1812. Much like them I believed myself to be found cold, dead, and lifeless in some foreign land. Beaten and forgotten.
Cold and numb, certain thoughts raced through my head on ways of warmth and comfort. The capital of which being WHISKEY! Surely there would a place to sit for awhile near the end of my journey to warm my bones and spirit, with the«water of life». Soon I came closer to the end destination of the metra train stop and found myself nearly an hour and half a away from the next train. Turning the corner I was chance to see the edifice of jack Desmond’s standing on the opposite corner. Knowing there would surely be some form of whiskey in it’s walls I crossed the street and entered it’s domain. The building and it’s paraphernalia are heavy with Irish symbols and accoutrement’s. But the bar itself is impressive sturdy and sprawling it sets out in front of one as they enter the tavern. That day at 2PM. it was empty except for one other patron and the bar keep. After warming my hands at their gas– fireplace I sauntered up to the bar. «What’ll you have?» said the bar keep. Upon her question I could detect the Irish brogue in her tongue. I could have made small talk about her lineage, but there was no time for this. «Scotch, whiskey» I answered. She pointed to three bottles. The best of which was the Chivas Regal. A fine brew, I myself am accustomed to on my own. Asking for a dram, she grabbed a small glass and proceeded to pour a very generous amount of the tasty spirit. I sipped at the glass until empty, lapping the remnants on my beard and motioning for another. «Thirsty, are ya?» she queried. She hung the bottle over the glass rushing the amber fluid into it with nay haste. This time even more, almost four fingers of the stuff. She slipped another five out of the pile. I spent the next hour sipping and relishing in the creature comforts of a warm fire and warm belly. Awash in the warmth of the liquid perfection that is whiskey, I sprang to back to my original self quickly. There was small talk with the barkeep but, nothing to keep my lips away from either the whiskey or side car of tap water. I watched as mid day sports channels droned on in the background on the large television screens. It bothered me not, the lack of entertainment. Soon though, the time for my train was near. Again I began the ritual of wrapping ones self against the elements and pushed the tip closer to edge. The keep, walked over asking for anything else. I informed her of my train, and was welcomed with one last pour of the liquid which had brought there in the beginning. Pulling my collar up, I walked out it’s doors and into the cold late afternoon. I may never see Jack Desmond’s again but, for a short while it was brief moment of respite from the harsh elements.
Matthew H.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Worth, IL
Just came here hoping to find some suggestions for Fish and Chips. Heartbreak and seeing this place as the only one for the new area we call home. Frozen fish and chips at a non-chain Irish Pub… disgrace.
Kate J.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago Ridge, IL
I ate here once and will never do it again — the food was gross, like someone with absolutely no culinary skill was preparing the food. I ordered a chicken caesar wrap and got breaded chicken tenders(!), lettuce and something that was not caesar dressing. I literally ate two bites and felt sick for the rest of the night. Beer is beer, but do not eat here.
Kristen K.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Chicago Ridge, IL
I went to Jack Desmonds three times since I moved into the area last year. All three times it was before 5pm for a lunch/early dinner with a group of friends or family. Obviously it wasn’t packed due to the time but it did have patrons there which was nice. I never like going to eat somewhere and being the only person there. It has a great Irish pub feel and the people who work there are great. I can’t wait to go again.
Melissa H.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Oak Lawn, IL
Ive only been here once, Im not really sure why(espeically seeing its literally 5 minutes from my house). Its got your typical Irish Pub type atmosphere and décor. Its a decent looking bar inside. My only complaint is that it seemed a bit small. I went on a Friday night probably about a year and a half ago, and it seemed like even though we got there around 7 that there wasnt enough room. They have all your Irish favorites on Tap and in bottle(well typical ones at least, Harp, Guinness, Magners etc). Karreoke on the weekends, friendly waitstaff who do thier best to combat the crowds. Over all, a pretty decent place to try.
Jay B.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Oak Lawn, IL
Desmonds is your typical Irish Pub. The only difference is that it hasn’t been taken over by the South Side’s death grip yet. The Irish pubs there tend to turn into the trendy place to go and lose their true identity. The owner Timmy is there every weekend and most weekdays. The food is great(try the Shepard’s Pie), and prepared by local«Chef Barb.» Barb was also head chef at Ken’s Guest House down the road and when she left for Desmond’s, Ken’s closed and no one has been able to keep a restaurant going since. Try and go on a night when Brendan Loughrey is playing, you won’t regret it. Pub Opening Hours Sat — Mon @ 11am, Tues — Fri @ 12noon Full Menu served in Bar everyday Restaurant Opening Hours Mon — Wed Closed, Thur — Fri @ 5pm Saturday @ 11am, Sunday @ 9am Full Irish Breakfast Buffet