Andriana Furs

***DISCLAIMER: This is not a review of the Andriana Fur store. I am sure that they make lovely furs and the customer service is exceptional. This is a review of the Andriana Furs commercial.***
Ok, listen up Andriana Furs! I know you have the warmth and luxury that I deserve, but seriously, you have been running the same commercial for over ten years! I know business must be good, so please shell out some new advertising dollars and update your jingle. If your commercial is to run relentlessly on late night tv, it would just help SO MUCH to have a fresh new tune stuck in my head all night instead of the same dated one I’ve been singing under my breath to my dog for hours now.
THANK YOU!
Edit: I swear to god somebody from Andriana Furs read my review because THEY FINALLY MADE A NEW COMMERCIAL!!! V. v. exciting. It’s for the holiday sale, so it’s not like a whole new thing, but at least it’s different! The only thing stopping this review from skyrocketing all the way to four stars is that they STILL HAVE THE SAME JINGLE THAT HAUNTS MY DREAMS.
So…yeah.