Dippin’ Dots

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE DIPPIN’ DOTS!!!
Seriously, I’m pretty sure there is a law somewhere requiring Dippin Dots love. They are cold, and oddly spherical. When they melt, they become even yummier. I always look forward to summer, when the Dippin Dots opens in LP Zoo. :D

Meh. The dots roll off your spoon onto the floor and then make a mess. Plus, you look like an idiot eating them if you’re any older than 20 years younger than me.
I would totally buy them if no one was around though.

How can this stuff keep continuing to call itself the «ice cream of the future?» Well the future is now folks, and they have been pushing this sorry excuse for ice cream off on me at amusement parks and zoos since I was a little kid. If that’s the future of ice cream, I would rather poke my eyes out with a small salad fork! Grab a dish and spoon, a waffle cone, a cake cone, a sundae cone, or just eat it out of the container directly from the freezer (I won’t tell)! Now that’s real ice cream, not these little pathetic imitation micro-​dot wannabees!

I’m way too old for Dippin’ Dots but I love them anyway. I always get them when I see them, which is not often. But for me the novelty of tiny freeze-​dried ice cream balls never wears thin.

I frequently see vending machines at movie theaters that sell this stuff, I think it must be more economical for theaters and the zoo to sell these cryogenic pellets rather than invest in real ice cream to sell to patrons. I seldom see anyone actually buy this stuff, which makes me wonder how long them Dippin’ Dots have been aging in the machine — maybe that’s why they call it «The Ice Cream of the Future», because the crud in the machine today may still be sitting there many years from now…

Dippin Dots are one of those things little kids want because it seems weird, like that freeze-​dried astronaut ice cream from the science museum or that slime candy that comes in those plastic tubes. After they have it a couple times and the novelty wears off, they realize that it really tastes like shit and they start to want normal things again.
Like french fries.

I love ice cream and for some reason I dont like this one. Like the first review written, the dots are nice to look at but not to eat. I’ve only eaten here once and I never will again.

Being from the east coast I had never seen this before but it is so cool! The ice cream comes in little dots that you can eat one by one or scoop into your mouth in a bunch! Watch out though, the calories are jam packed into those tiny dots and an average serving could end up costing you!

I’m an ice cream lover, but this stuff just seems like a joke. The dots look pretty cool and you will definitely be tempted to try a cup. But if you’re anything like me, the dots won’t replace the fun of eating real rich and creamy ice cream. And since its not really a calorie saver either, I don’t really see the point!