I can feel my dead relatives cringe at the sign of me walking into this shit excuse for a bar. Way too crowded, filled with high school acquaintances that I never thought I would see again. Takes 20 minutes to get a shitty watered down beer, and the women who drink there are far from classy. Finding the exit was my early Christmas present.
Samantha H.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
Love the staff love the environment! Jäger, ricky, tia, and rory are amazing. For a local bar I love coming here after work
Erin S.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
Amazing bar to come to. Manager, Michael is always the best bartender. Never a dull moment. Best trained staff around.
Aisling O.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
Perfect bar for an industry crowd, the staff is friendly, fast, and attentive and the prices are very fair. The food is amazing too! Be sure to try their pizza and wine bombs!
Marcelle A.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
My favorite bar with the best bartenders and security staff! Management is always amazing as well.
Dora M.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Harwood Heights, IL
One of the only places I go. Literally. I love my teasers family. No cookies necessary.
Sarah R.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Elmwood Park, IL
Great staff and great service. I’m always served in a timely matter when I go in. The staff is always nice and very professional. I’ve been going there for years and never once have I had an issue.
Michael E.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
Amy G. I think you left out a few things from your experience. 1. You waited maybe 2 minutes. More like 45 seconds from when you sat down. But I’ll give you 2 minutes. 2. I asked you very politely if I could get you something to drink. With a highly aggressive manner you barked that you had waited«for a long time». I apologized for your wait and again asked what I could get for you. You ordered a vodka cranberry. I smiled like a good bartender does knowing how to deal with customers like you. I placed a coaster and your drink in front of you. That’s $ 5 dollars please. 3. You told me that you were NOT going to pay for it. At that point I realized that maybe you just had enough to drink and I shouldn’t be serving you. So I dumped your drink. If you were not going to pay for it then it was a wasted drink. I paid for that drink on my comp. 4. I asked you to leave. You asked for the manager. I was the manger on that night but you decided to argue, push and slap my door staff. As a private business we have the right to refuse service to anyone at any time for any reason. You gave us many reasons that night. I think it’s only right that your review has both side of the story. I would hate to lose good potential customers over a bad review from someone that probably gets their food spilt on at chain restaurants after she waited so long just for her vodka cranberry. Watch the movie«Waiting». It’s a good reference for what to do and how to treat your service staff at bars and restaurants. Respect given=respect returned. We would like to fire you as a customer and hope you can find a bar/late night bar that will be accepting of you.
Daniel J.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
Worst place ever!!! They treat industry workers like their nobody’s! When I asked about industry workers they pushed away from us! When there was a situation and I asked for a professional courtesy they laught!!! Why laugh when we’re both on the same level!!!
Amy G.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
One of the worst bar experiences… I waited so long to get a drink even though the bar wasn’t busy, and finally when the bartender started making my drink I told him that my wait was too long, so he looked at me and dumped my drink that he was making and called the manager on duty to kick me out. We tried talking to the manager and he just laughed at us and said we had to leave immediately«because he said so.» I will be calling management about the way we were treated, no professionalism at all here!
Pauly W.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
I’ve been going to this bar off and on for more than several years now and have always had a blast. Very friendly staff, they pour heavy, and the prices are low. Overall a great working man’s bar in the neighborhood. Lots of good people, the owners give back to the community regularly, a few idiots get mixed in late at night as it’s a 4am bar but what 4am bar doesn’t get stuck with a few idiots late at night? Best way I can describe this bar is to compare it to a younger, hipper, more fun version of that old TV show Cheers. I look forward to many more visits for many more years.
Bonnie T.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Avondale, Chicago, IL
Super fun bar and great place to hang out with friends. Many different drink specials and always have the major sports events going on. Bartenders are friendly and the owners are always giving back to the community and to charitable causes.
Christina M.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
So we walk in Friday 23rd. We grab a drink and as we’re walking to a table near the dart boards this guy literally closed lined another guy slams him to the ground and we stood their gawking. I couldn’t believe it. No came to break it up. Patrons did. We left immediately.
Kristina R.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Chicago, IL
A good place to go to if you are too drunk to remember where you are. Which I was and I’m happy that I can’t remember.
Oliver Y.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Chicago, IL
Teasers is the bar after the bar. Open till 5AM on Saturdays! Barr staff are quick to make your drink during peek hours. They had a hot dog cart out in front 1 for $ 3 or 2 for $ 5 chicago style hot dogs. Always running beer specials
Felicia B.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
I found this place using my phone. My friend and I wanted a place to get drinks nearby and Teasers came up. So we said what the heck and tried it. The atmosphere is really nice and diverse. A variety of music plays all night. Teasers also has lots of TVs, darts, and pinball. We loved that Teasers had drink specials on a Friday. The drinks are cheaper than most bars or pubs. We will definitely go back again!
Ronald S.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
Place smells like urine. The man who sells the pizza slices is a jerk to say it nicely as are the security guards. The male bathroom is disgusting and the graffiti is a nice touch. Don’t bother coming here and spending money unless you enjoy being around a crowd of losers, bartenders that provide horrible service and being inside a bar that smells like a toilet. I guess this place got the nickname«the dirty» for a reason. Disgusting bar.
Edward M.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Arlington Heights, IL
Ok so I went to teasers after work. There was a built guy dark hair behind bar. Wow service forget about it. Won’t talk to me or my wife. I waited 10 min to get a beer while he was talking to some girl talking about how she works for some big company making big money. I am a gm at a bar guys really. Service is service. You don’t go to your guest and say another one. He talks to everyone but us and the regulars at end of bar. The other reviews are right don’t come here.
R.J. R.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Nashville, TN
Teasers? I’ve been in jails in third world countries I’ve felt safer in. And the woman with a missing tooth yelling at me from across the bar, «Excuse me sir, you’re gorgeous!» was a nice touch. But the bartender was polite.
Douglas B.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
There are 2 things that are great about this place… CHEAP and right by our home. Besides that… there is no besides that… The only reason you go here is because you… 1) still live at home with your parents… 2) still live at home with your parents nearby… 3) still live at home with your parents nearby and are over 30 4) likes to be called a douche bag 5) absolutely have no ounce of class in your system: D Like many on here… yes. you will see grown men chest bump… and yes the douche bag to none ratio is WOW! My wife and I ended up here one night. because we were still up for drinking and there was absolutely nothing to do… reality hit as soon as the regulars bellied up next to us with fresh ice cold old styles… and kept em coming… I’m just thankful we still walked out of that place with some dignity left over: D