Trashy staff, trashy customers. Bartenders ignore you, I guess they don’t like making money. Lowbred patrons as well… trashy guys who look you up and down and call you obscene names while the staff does nothing. NOPE
Kevin K.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
Service was terrible, we waited over 20 min for a round, at that we all left the joint, the only time I’ll go by Trinity is as I’m driving by.
Erin S.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
Great neighborhood bar. Food is tasty and staff is friendly! Games are always on and drinks are flowing:)
Kelley S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Chicago, IL
Nice simple bar. No frills. Small menu and we tried almost everything on it. I would recommend a burger or the motz sticks although the pizza isn’t too bad if you like thin crust. A pool table, some tables/chairs and a bar to snuggle up to. Decent prices and has parking. Friendly owners, nice staff.
Lauren A.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Chicago, IL
This is an okay little dive bar. I like the cheap beer and jukebox; however, the people who go to this bar are AWFUL. On any given night, you will be amongst 21 year olds playing beer pong, middle aged men who are so drunk that they are literally falling down and occasionally smacking their heads against the floor(good riddance), or really old, gross men who will make inappropriate comments to the ladies in your group. I would only suggest this place if you are prepared for the crowd and are looking for somewhere cheap to go. That being said, beware of the douchebags!
A. H.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
Karaōke will be back beginning March 2nd10pm-2am
Em P.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
Ick ick ick. The clientel alone makes me want to never go back. Pretty sketchy place late at night. You’re probably better off down the block towards Edison Park.
Errol B.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Chicago, IL
This review is for the food only. I ordered the«Trinity Burger» which is like $ 8 and includes fries. The fries were the best part of the deal. Supposedly they use Black Angus meat which I find hard to believe. If they use Black Angus I am Rick James. The burger seemed like it was made out of plain olé slop Jewel ground beef. I asked for the burger to be cooked Medium Well-it arrived Medium Rare. The lettuce was wilted and discolored. The $ 9 two topping«Pronto Pizza» was not the worst, but eerily it was similar to Tombstone, but not as good! It was also the smallest pizza in a restaurant setting I have seen in my life. Save yourself the money and order from somewhere else. This place charges lakefront prices and claims a lakefront quality burger, but falls WAY shorter than any place I have eaten from deep in the city.
Chris P.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Chicago, IL
Trinity is a shithole that houses enough rednecks and white trash to leave you wondering what nook or alley they crawled out of. You’d think the bar was tucked away at some interstate oasis rather than Norwood Park. Domestic drafts are about $ 3, which is a good price if you’re somewhere deeper into the city … or even at an enjoyable bar. But this is Trinity, so I view $ 3 for an Old Style as a smack in the mouth. The layout is quite miserable as well. It’s too bright. They have low seats and tables that either leave you towering awkwardly over them or feeling like you’re sitting in a mall food court. The pool table is annoyingly in the middle of the room, but people do always utilize it. The bartenders were cool every time I was there, so that’s something. It’s also dog friendly(but bringing your dog here might be considered animal abuse). And at least they finally started accepting credit cards. Welcome to 2010, Trinity. I’ve never had fun at this bar. I’ve even gone there with a beer buzz and an appetite for destruction yet Trinity was enough to sober me up and send me home unfulfilled.
Kevin M.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Chicago, IL
This two star review is strictly aimed at Trinity Pub’s credit card policy. My tables total was $ 70 + $ 18 tip. My bank card was charged the $ 88 total plus a $ 70 «hold.» It’s been five days since the first charge went through, and the hold is still on my account. They essentially double charged me. That has never happened to me before and is not related to my bank’s policy. The rest of the review– The drink were cheap. The TVs were WAY too loud, like a THX movie experience — not so good for basketball. The sandwich good — fries bad.
Amy H.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Decatur, GA
Very few people know this about me, but I grew up in a very religious family… as in my grandparents built a church and every Sunday we washed the communion glasses before the Pastor came over for dinner. Yeah, that type of religious family. So in my former life, the trinity was the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. These days, the Trinity is friends, booze, and karaōke and I find that at the Trinity Pub! I’ve been here quite a few times with the M family and it’s always fun! Besides the awesome karaōke, this pub has a rockin’ jukebox and fantastic clientele. Also, the wristband special?!? Phenomenal. $ 20 for 4 hours of booze?!? Yes, please! It’s way better than communion! Anytime the M’s say«hey, let’s go to Trinity» I’m there, because I know that this bar guarantees a great time.
An P.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Chicago, IL
You know you’re in the far northwest side if you’re riding along Northwest Highway. Up in this neck of the woods for my latest dart match, I expected the worst since I’ve never been up there and it all sounded roughneck to me. After stopping by Smokey’s BBQ for some delicious brisket(based off the bartender’s suggestion) we arrived to get ready for our dart match and started shooting one of their 3 excellent dartboards. Trinity bucks the trend of dive dart bars and is is a clean looking joint and looks great. Nothing in the bar looks too worn out and the drinks are really really cheap! There is supposedly a kitchen but on the Tuesday night I stopped by it was unfortunately closed! There is a jukebox, video game machine with lots of games, a pool table, lots of TVs all over the place — Trinity has a little something for everyone.
Brandon W.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
Ok, this place just moves up on the list of a favorite dive bar! I don’t think I have had as much fun hanging out with friends and family as I have here. Everything was great! The drinks were ice cold, and the service was fast as can be! And the wonderful owner was gracious enough to host our insanity for my beautiful girfriends special birthday! On top of it, the Karaōke was awesome! The place is small enough where everything is heard perfectly, and everyone here wanted to join in on the singing! What a perfect place to get away from the insane crowds of the downtown bars and just relax and have fun with your friends!
Liz M.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Chicago, IL
Added a star! Karaōke on Friday nights. Too. Much. Fun! They also have a new«Boxing“machine. Talk about getting your frustrations out at the end of the week! Although my knuckles are a little sore this morning. In the spirit of the Karaōke… I’ll end with this… «I love this bar It’s my kind of place Just walkin’ through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain’t too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barrrrrrr»
Bridget S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Chicago, IL
I can’t exactly explain how I ended up here — nowhere near my home and typically not my type of drinking establishment, but it’s all good! Joe was our bartender — totally nice, friendly guy. Bathroom was clean. Parking was ample. Beer was cold. Pool table. Dart board. Galaga. Did I even spot a desktop computer in the corner??? What more do you want from a neighborhood pub?