Cleveland Antenna Farm

Compared to most other Antenna Farms, especially in the area, this one really stands out. The lights are brighter and the towers are grouped closer together. Sometimes when I’m bored I like to come out here and climb some of the towers and get a real good look at the 216 from above, like Batman.

Apparently, pilots flying over this piece of land that a few antennas rest on, call it the Antenna Farm. Not much more to say about this, to the dull mind anyways. Have you ever been to a place so magical, you felt like you may float away at any time. If your answer is no, then you have never been to the Cleveland Antenna Farm. It is a breathtaking few acres of land containing giant magical steel structures that send out signals that travel to far far away places for little children and grown folk as well to watch tv, play on their phones/​tablets/​beepers (maybe)?/computers/etc.
Nearby houses love this place so much, they attach mini Antenna to the roofs of their homes in attempts to bring some of the magic even closer to home. I bet by next year the word spreads and theres an entrance fee to this place. I imagine it to be something similar to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Very mind blowing!
All this is complete bs btw, or is it. Check it out for yourself.

The Key Tower stands at 948 feet tall in downtown Cleveland. The Terminal Tower is 771 feet. People perch by the river valley in Tremont for pictures with the Cleveland skyline in the background. I encourage the reader to venture 10 miles south to Parma, OH and climb 500 feet in elevation to the highlands. There is a beautiful collection of television and radio towers there. Most are taller than the Key Tower and in my estimation it is a far more unique and interesting photo op. Wikipedia says that this grouping of towers is second only to Mount Wilson in LA. I stood at the foot of one of these hulking beasts today and almost lost my balance when I kept moving my neck to see the top. Maybe equilibrium was lost because of the tower transmissions burrowing a hole into my brain. I harken back to one of the greatest films of all time They Live by John Carpenter starring Roddy Piper. The mission of the protagonist was to stop radio towers from programming our population thereby destroying humanity. I am conflicted with the plot because I love these towers so much and would never want any harm done to them. Come check out the towers when you have a chance. Don’t worry about RF radiation exposure. You will not be sorry.