I a very lonely person so i rewally appreciate the company of woman. But i feel that the girl here are veru smart and interesting to talk to. If you like seeing big booty and rap rnb music i highly suggest this place.
Peter J.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Westlake, OH
it’s sad these women pass for stripper worthy in cleveland. rotund is the word. and this is a black stripper club fyi.
John Q.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Columbus, OH
During the day shift it is a pretty cool club. $ 10 floor dances and the drinks are the cheapest in the brookpark road area. There is an old man that walks around reminding you to keep your hands off the dancers during the day. Free admission before 4pm. They also have an upstairs VIP section that costs $ 20 to enter and $ 20 a song up there for lap dances. Overall a fun place but I would only come here during the day as I heard it gets pretty ghetto at night. They open at 2PM and they schedule the dancers to be there at 1:30PM so they are ready to entertain the first people that walk in the door by 2PM.
Shannon C.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Cleveland, OH
This place is definitely somewhere I only come to when forced against my will. Not that all the girls are fat and ugly, just several. There are actually a couple of pretty girls that work here, but they are low class. After having a few private conversations with some of the girls in the restroom, I can tell you that none of these girls are very versatile. They wouldn’t make the transition from a ghetto stripper into a lady without professional training, but I’m guessing the etiquette coach would quit or hang herself. The majority or these girls are nasty, I had to share a restroom with them and it wasn’t pretty. Only thing is, the majority of them don’t use the restroom for its obvious purpose, but a place to engage in illegal activity. If your into rap music, girls with prison tats and weird accents, you’ll be right at home.
P W.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Cleveland, OH
I have been advised that a dancer here has a tattoo on her lower back that reads«187». She did something very naughty and wiped her finger on a man’s face beneath his nose. This is all hearsay of course. I do not doubt any of it. This new information has solidified Secret’s spot as the best club in town, edging out the Lido by a nose.