Scotts LawnService

When you move to the ‘burbs, you may become one of those people who gets concerned about their lawn. I wasn’t. And my hippie, tree-​hugging wife wasn’t either. We figured we’d fertilize with some more friendly stuff and everything would be hunky-​freakin-​dory. False — statements that are false. It turns out chemicals are AWESOME, apparently the more the better. After a year of self-​café our lawn looked like a wasteland of post-​apocalyptic horror. Somewhere if you looked close enough, you probably would have seen packs of wild chihuahuas roaming, looking for prey to take down.
This year, tired of staring at that sad excuse for a lawn (and the muddy-​paw situation or our large, definitely non-​chihuahua dogs reaching an exhausting peak), I researched lawn care in my area. Many folks in my neighborhood seemed to use TruGreen Chemlawn, but we had one guy down the street who was a Scotts customer. His lawn was better, and the Scotts guys don’t come to my door 3 times a week begging me to use their lawn service. So, Scotts wins. After a couple months of treatments, I’m glad they did. All those toxic chemicals are on their way to making the lawn an enjoyable place to be, and even the hippie tree-​hugging wife was satiated by Scotts claim of safety for animals after a couple hours of post-​application drying time. In support of this fact, the non-​chihuahua dogs have not yet dropped dead after wandering around the yard.
I’m happy I called Scotts, as my lawn is now fuller, greener, and not filled with weeds. I was able to pre-​pay for the season so I don’t need to worry about billing, and they work with the fact that I have a locked gate on the backyard. I was a little worried some companies wouldn’t want to bother with coordinating their visit dates with that. It’s no problem with Scotts.
All my customer service interactions with Scotts have been pleasant, so no worries there. Whenever I do have questions or concerns, I’m quickly connected to someone who can help, and they’re friendly.
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