Domino’s Pizza

I usually stick with Pizza Hut for my pizza fix. I came across a code from Domino’s, giving me a pretty large discount, so why not.
Placing the order online was pretty routine and went smoothly. After I placed the order, a widget popped up on the page. It is their ‘patent-​pending tracker’. It displays 5 various steps in their processing and handling of your order, with time stamps.
Within 10 seconds of me clicking «place order», widget tells me Angie is processing my order. Oh? Ok! Angie is on the ball today.
Less than one minute elapses and Angie is already assembling and customizing my order. You go Angie!
Less than 2 minutes in and Angie is already placing my order in the oven. Oh? Ok, that seems a tad speedy, to be made fresh. Hmmm, probably made my crust yesterday because she had a feeling I would be placing my order today.
What the hell? Only 3 minutes in the oven? Widget, tell me it ain’t so! Angie is at step 4 of the widget,“quality checking” my pizza to be delivered by Denha.
Come on widget, seriously? You are telling me that Denha is already on her way to my house, with that pizza? Widget, you realize, I only live 4 miles away?
That would mean, I sat in the comfort of my home and ordered a fresh, made-​to-​order pizza and had it at my door, piping hot, in less than 10 minutes.
Widget doesn’t bat an eye and tells me Denha started her delivery to me at 1:30.
Wow! She’s going to be here before I get the money dug out to tip her. I have to grab the plates and fix drinks! Damn! The pizza will be delivered and I am not ready. Shoot, still got to put the cats in their room, so I can eat, unmolested. Dang! Widget just told me she is here already. A 3 minute drive? Damn, she is swift.
Widget? You are messing with me now. There is nobody at the door. Nobody in the drive. Nobody in the neighborhood. Matter of fact, nobody on the cross street.
Widget, I don’t have time for your jokes, I have to get the cats put up and the plates set out.
What is it now widget? You want me to rate Denha on her punctuality and politeness as she dropped off my order 2 minutes ago? But widget, Denha hasn’t been here, yet. Stop teasing me.
Ok, on with getting prepped for pizza. Cats are up? Check. Tip money next to the door? Check. Can of Pepsi opened and ready? Check. Plates out? Check.
1:45, Pacing the floor? Check. Pepsi losing bubbles and going flat? Check. Cats meowing and wondering why they are locked up? Check. No sign of Denha? Check.
10 minutes pass, no more updates from Widget, he has done his job.
I call Domino’s and inquire about… well, I didn’t get it out of my mouth and she told me it is being delivered now. I say widget told me it was already delivered. Lady on the phone (could be Angie) tells me it is on the way. I say, «is Denha bringing it?» and she assures me it is Denha.
Ok, I have to go pee. I know, as soon as I get up, Denha will bang on the front door. I will pee after Denha leaves. Hush up kitties, you can get back out in a few minutes, after your Aunt Denha leaves and I finish eating. Nice race, so far. I still need to pee. Maybe, if I look out the door again, Denha will be there. I could pee.
Hmmm? Imagine that. No Denha. I am going to go pee. Denha can just wait at the door.
Whoa! That feels so much better. Whew! I am ready to eat. Too bad I have to wait on Denha to drive so long to get my sustenance to me today. I didn’t realize it takes so long to drive 4 miles. I guess I really am use to this area and don’t know how long I am on the road, just to get to a Kroger. Maybe I need to look out the door.
Strike! She’s not there yet. I know what I can do. That one cat that doesn’t want anybody to see her, I can let her watch the door for me. If she sees Denha, she will bolt and run, letting me know food is here. Damn, I am smart.
Oh great. The wind is gusting, leaves are blowing everywhere, cat is jumping and twitching at everything that moves outside the door. I think I need to pee again.
What the hell got into that cat? Why is she running into the other room? Oh! Denha must be here. Yep, finally. Thank you Denha, here is your tip.
Uh oh. This isn’t a good sign… the bottom of the box isn’t warm. Shut up! I’m hungry, put it on the plate and eat.
I wonder why Domino’s doesn’t have Canadian Bacon and instead I had to choose bacon? Hmm, bacon isn’t smoked. Is that a deal breaker? Probably. Crust has a light brushing of garlic butter, pretty tasty. Does that hide the fact the bacon has no flavor? No, that is a seperate issue. Can my husband hear me, am I talking out loud? No? OK.
Damn Angie! You should have left it in the oven longer. My sausage is cold and wet in the middle. I wonder if Hunt’s Brothers makes a good Pizza? It always looks good in the race car ads. Angie forgot the sauce on this one. Hmm, guess that explains how she got it to the oven so fast. Man! This is bland, I can only taste the onions.
Boy, am I glad I used that code and saved $ 9.00. I wonder if my husband is enjoying.

Superb customer service. I had an issue ordering using my app and the owner and the manager went way above to help me get the problem fixed. Also, this location makes the best pasta bowls I have had from Domino’s. I order from here often.