Country Store Liquor

My closest liquor store with a fantastic selection of unique brands and craft beers, you would never think from the outside how well stocked and nice it is inside.
The owner is a really nice guy and very helpful.
Hours and location are great, easy parking.
Support local businesses and shop here vs big box stores, prices here are very fair as well!

This place sucks, I mean… I just come here for the arrogant bastards but even then they’re roughly like $ 7… Does this make me a cheap skate for complaining about the price? It’s just your typical crappy liquor store that’s right around the corner from home.

I just got home after buying two things there: a pack of beer and a slim jim. I bit into the slim jim and it was crunchy, so when i looked at the expiration date i noticed that it expired in April of last year! 11 MONTHS EXPIRED AND THERE IS A WHOLE BOX ON THEIR SHELF!
On to item number two, the beer. It is also past the sell-​by date, but only by a week and and tastes a little skunky but still drinkable.
I can’t believe they don’t check their stock for out-​of-​code products…

Country Store Liquor isn’t exactly out in the «country», unless you consider Corona to be the boonies, as some do.
Anyway, like an old-​fashioned country store, CSL does have that «barn» look that was in for a hot minute in the late 60s and early 70s, which is when this place must have been built.
Both softcore and hardcore liquor are available here, at prices about 15% higher than you’d expect at a supermarket — but c’mon, it’s convenient. The country store proprietors (two Middle-​Eastern guys, one surly and the other friendly) will not judge you as they wrap brown paper around your hooch — nor will they ask you where you’re going, dressed like a hoochie.
Snacks, small household items (like a mini sewing kit or soap) are available, too, making this place an awful lot like a mom and pop 7 – 11, except with vodka, and with the mom and pop being two porn-​mustached men who, while fabulous, could never actually be «FABULOUS…»
If you’re looking for lottery scratchers and ‘ish like that you can get it here, too, so you can think of Country Store Liquor like a cut-​rate casino in the middle of Corona.
Oh, and yes — unlike 7 – 11, this store sells porn.
LOTS of porn. And I mean lots.
They’ve got the softcore stuff on display, but if you like it raw, you’ve got to ask.
– NOT that I’d know…