Condom Sense

The guy that was working was rude and annoying. Did not feel comfortable! Went to another shop and had a great experience!

Here’s a tip to avoid losing not just a sale, but a customer in general: if asked if/​where you keep the plus size lingerie after watching me search for 5 frustrating minutes, snipping back that «everything is ‘one size fits most’ & goes up to 160 lbs, so…» is the WRONG answer. I know from experience that the «most» doesn’t mean me, and now I’m being treated like a moron AND my actual weight is being brought into question in front of the whole store. Wow.
This *other* Condom Sense already has an underwhelming selection (and overblown prices) with everything else; their stockings were their saving grace. But now the only reason I bothered coming here was the proverbial last straw.
Maybe she was the buyer and got defensive about such a glaring oversight? Who knows. But I certainly won’t be back to find out.

Things I like about this Condom Sense location:
1. Available parking
2. Late hours
3. Large selection of lingerie and costumes
4. Fitting room (even thought is’ a bit shady)
Things I am not impressed with:
1. Some of the toys looked outdated, some packages were fading they were so old
2. Customer service — I was not greeted
3. Limited selection of premium toys

I ran in here on the way to a Bachlorette party because I needed a naughty, but not too naught gift. I went in, yelled «where are the fuzzy handcuffs?!» a voiced answered, «2 rows back!» Oh, there they are, zebra pattern, bonus. Purchased a bag to throw it in (but no tissue paper, she said something about party city not allowing them to carry it, whatever) and I was in and out in less than 5 mins. Fantastic.
Apparently that place is good times because there were a TON of people in there getting treats and toys to get their weekend freak on.
Stay sexy America! ;)

so i stumbled in here one late drunk night [ march 26 ] while visiting from cali… i was at the lounge across the street and had too much to drink so i stepped out to smoke and noticed the ‘open’ sign still lit… they’re prices were a bit higher than i would pay at the fuck shops i go to in LA but. i mostly just went in there for amusement… which i totally was… amused… The guy Eric (who looked like he was straight out of Napolean Dynamite [ LOVED IT])that was working that night was most excellent. He made my night with his witty comments such as ‘wiggity wiggity wack’ and telling me that i’m a freaky deak and too rough on my toys as well as my men. It’s like he knew me his whole life. He even walked my drunk ass and my best friend out (or maybe he was escorting us out ?) and lit my cigarette on our way out. What a good guy. hahah. oh yea, i bought a nifty little vibrating cock ring that i used once i got back to the boyfriend in CA… it worked wonderfully. Good times. that 4^th star is for Eric.

How exciting! My first «adult» review! Woohooooo Okay I’ll keep it tame. I just drove four and a half freakin’ hours up from San Antonio. My first stop was to get some grub and a present for my friend, Ronnie, at Central Market. I was so excited about feeding my face that I forgot to get him cool organic soaps or whatever the hell I was going to find inside the store. So on my way home, I saw the red fiery lights of Condom Sense! P to the erfect!
I was greeted by a really nice employee as soon as I walked in. I told him that I needed to get a present for my friend and he had two questions for me:
1) Is it a male or female? (Male)
2) Is he gay or straight? (Gay)
That’s all he needed before happily showing me around the store and pointing out all kinds of fun, risqué (I think grandmas use that word), saucy, and scary toys and gifts. This place has everything!
From condoms of all flavors and colors and videos of you-​know-​what (again, grandma language) to cards with naked (nekkid) dudes on it and suckers with «Eat Me» messages, this store has everything you would want. Whether you are buying a gift for your friend or buying one for your damn self (heyyyoooooo), Condom sense will hook it up!
They also carry costumes, gift bags, and a nicely sized sale section to boot. The dude who works here is super nice and welcoming so no need for the Jackie O glasses. I ended up getting a tin of manly shaped (you know what I’m talkin’ ’bout) mints and a gift bag that says, «Hot B*tch» on it. Because you are Ronnie! Happy birthday, you hawt BIATCH!