Reese Bail Bonds

All bail bondsmen are essentially blood sucking leeches making their living off of vulnerable people, in their most desperate time, when they are being victimized by the prison industrial complex. Bail bondsmen are like mercenaries, but without any of the tough or badass connotations. They’re a necessity, but a grim one — sort of like a particularly disgusting dose of chemo. Some of them try their hardest to be decent despite the inherently despicable nature of their profession.
And then there are people like Reese Bail Bonds. These scumbags refused to do business with us because of the political nature of our friend’s citation. Our friend was arrested on utterly bogus charges associated with a peaceful protest against police brutality. Of course, it shouldn’t even matter what he was arrested for, right? Either way, the bail bondsmen shouldn’t discriminate. After all, his business is hedged on the existence of all manner of criminal activity. But this one does discriminate, and apparently only in favor of his own oppressive, pig-​worshiping ideology.
Makes sense from a real twisted point of view — the pigs keep him in business. But don’t give him yours.