My Daughter’s Corona Bikini

I completely disagree with the previous review regarding My Daughter’s Corona Bikini. Out of any beer inspired bikinis, Corona is my favorite. Cynthia R. Makes valid points about lizards and sacks, but I think she is being quite harsh.
In similar circumstance, I once had a Coors Light bikini– when I got turned on, the mountains turned blue.

Excuse me Miss, but what do you think you’re doing leaving the hotel room for the beach wearing 1.6 oz of blue and yellow string? You should have to obtain a permit to wear that thing, and I left my handgun at home.
You’re 16 and you’re built like a brick shithouse. Thanks but Mommy doesn’t need the heart attack or subsequent assault charge when some beach lizard rolls his eyes in your general direction.
Now go back inside and put on that gunny sack cover up like a good girl.