Squirrel Avatar Takeover Day--Mar. 7

I have no idea why Unilocal is asking me to review Squirrel Avatar day from back in March 2008. Sure, I remember it. Yeah, I participated but I’ve changed since then. I’m not the squirrel I used to be.
Let’s move on. I’d like to put the past behind me.

LOL!
this was funny!!!
#490

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I LIKE BIG NUTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
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So says my avatar ;)
Special thanks to
and the many participants of today’s activities (
)!

I’m a big fan of organized mayhem!
but i think the word got out to *everyone* and all the angry goth kids made a stand about conforming.
well, as Curly Goth said it best in South Park: «I’m such a non-​conformist, that I’m not going to conform with the rest of you. Okay i’ll do it.»

Squeak, Squeakity, Squeaken, Squeaken, Squeakity, Squeak;
Squeakity, Squeakity, Squeaken, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak,
Squeakity-​squeak, Squeak, Squeak.

Squirrel Casserole (courtesy of
)
Ingredients:
5 — 6 squirrels
1 bag egg noodles
2 cups corn flakes
1 stick butter, divided
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 cup flour
2 cans chicken broth
1 tsp thyme
1 tsp salt
½ tsp black pepper
2 cups shredded mozarella cheese
½ cup durkee/​frenches fried onions
Boil the squirrels in a large pot until the meat starts to fall off the bones. Remove and cool. When cool debone. Set aside.
While the squirrels are cooking, cook the noodles per package directions. Drain and set aside.
In a saucepan, melt ¼ stick of butter. Stir in the cornflakes, garlic powder and onion powder. Heat until crispy.
Spread the cornflakes in the bottom of a greased casserole dish.
In a saucepan, melt the remaining butter. Add the flour and brown just a little. Add the chicken broth and stir until thick.
Remove from heat and add the thyme, salt, pepper, squirrel meat and noodles. Mix well.
Pour the mixture evenly over the cornflakes. Top with the cheese and the fried onions.
Bake for 45 minutes at 300 degrees.
Serve and enjoy**!
**puking is optional…

Squirrel avatar takeover day, I got the memo.
I changed my pic the next day, I feel like a psycho,
I’m quite lovable in person, but I’m not really furry,
But I do like to get down, very nice and dirty,
This was fun, but it’ll be over by March 7,
I’m glad we got to see these pictures of cuddly vermin.

Chicks dig me…
Happy Squirrel Avatar Takeover Day!
–mikey!

Gunner Ted, reporting for duty.
The takeover meme has been sufficiently planted.
Totally squirrel delegate count expected to exceed early polling!

*ring ring*
«Hello, thank you for calling Flower shop»
«hey, it’s me. what are you doin’?
„oh. hey… nothing. it’s slow“
„are you Unilocaling at work again?“
„huh? no! no. Well, I am just looking online for pictures of squirrels“
„squirrels?“
“well, yeah. you, know. for squirrel take-​over day!»
???
«okay, okay. it’s for Unilocal.»
[ i am so busted]

I never thought it would happen to me.
Honestly.
It’s just too silly.
But then all of a sudden…
I turned into a squirrel.
At least my signature pink hair is still intact.
I wonder how long this will last.
I love pink.
Even though I’m now a squirrel.

***note, at the time of this review/​event, i had the two GI joe guys standing over the dead squirrel as my avatar while all those other losers scoured the internet for witty pics of squirrels in cute situations… wankers.***
*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*

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RJR — Issue # 61 — Squirrel Avatar Edition
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I’m feeling a little super-​furry this week! So I shall unveil my secret furry identity! …
*TAKE NOTE*
«Always protect your nuts!»
«And be warned… my heat vision can roast yours!»

So, I thought I wasn’t going to join the madness that is Squirrel Avatar Takeover Day, but alas, the masses have convinced me otherwise.
I iz a squirrel now! Kitty Squirrel. THK would be so proud. She won’t notice, but I don’t care! :)
Just don’t kick me or throw me off a cliff. Thanks!