Cheeburger Cheeburger Express

Let’s just go ahead and say it: This is a very stupidly-​named restaurant. «Cheeburger Cheeburger?» Ugh.
Okay, done griping. I showed up here after conducting some business on Archer Road and having no desire to eat at any of the restaurants in the area. (Not that they’re bad, just … y’know.) I vaguely remembered that a few people had mentioned Cheeburger on campus. Cool, let’s go there.
I admit, I had a bit of attitude the first time I strolled through the Reitz as an alumnus and saw that the Wendy’s was gone. Nostalgia is a powerful mistress. But the Cheeburger Express is quite lovely, the employees are friendly (always a plus!) and the food is substantial and reasonably priced. A ten-​ounce burger for $ 7.99? Gimme. Sadly, they serve Pepsi products, none of which I like, and I suspect that the soda machine heard me thinking ugly thoughts because when I tried to put my straw into the top, the cup blew apart and dumped icy soda all over the counter, floor, and my jeans. They offered me another drink and I was just like «…no.» And then I got to go home with wet jeans in 45-​degree weather. Screw you, Mountain Dew.
On the bright side, the burger itself is excellent. Definitely one of my top five burgers in town now.
So, go. Try not to park in the parking garage and save yourself a dollar. Heh. 4.25 stars.