Cafe Miss Cutie

I just got introduced to Vietnamese coffee today by a neighbor. I read reviews on this place and was expecting to walk into a smoky, ashes and butts on the ground atmosphere with less than friendly girls. I’m a middle aged white guy. How wrong the reviews were — at least for me. Perhaps it’s because I actually TALKED to the girls (?). But then, that’s only because the first one I talked to actually came to my table and sat down and talked to ME! Michelle was such a pleasure to talk to, probably sat with me for a collective 45 minutes at least — REALLY made me feel welcome and I’ll tell you I’ll be going back, likely to watch games. Also met Cindy (her first day), and Joanne, both also very nice and friendly.
Evidently this place has been going through some changes in the last 3 – 6 months or so, and I was told by Michelle that it was likely because of some bad reviews, so the owner is focusing more on personality with the girls now. So what was in the past is no longer. Yes, there was some smoke, but not much at all — only one table a couple times.
Oh, and yes, the girls are very cute, and very sexy if you want to go there. I will be returning!

Been here couple times and I must say its not as bad as people make it out to be. True the only bad thing is smoking in my eyes but the service is decent. They really take care of you and everyone around you minds their own business so I am never bothered whil using the place’s wifi to get work done (though at times its pretty hard to get things done with bikni chicks everywhere. The only other bad thing is how it seems some chicks socialize with others but not you, but hey they are proly friends and if they are, well guess work ethics isn’t really emphasized. Overall, great place to chill and check girls out. Too bad its impossible to get their numbers lol.

Milk the coffee!
Café Miss Cutie is where you can see semi-​nude girls «milk the coffee» straight from the «source!»
Okay, just use your imagination…
For those noobs out there, Café Miss Cutie is one of the many dozens of Vietnamese coffee shops in Southern California and San Jose where scantily clad (bikinis, lingerie or body paint in the nude with their hooker/​stripper heels) waitresses serving perverted 18 – 75 year old men cups of Vietnamese coffee or smoothies.
Pros:
–Eye candy: Girls with fake boobs wearing basically nothing.
–Free wifi (to watch porn)
–More entertaining than Starbucks
(I heard that there were other coffee shops in the area where girls used to be completely nude or just wear a sheer fabric where you can basically see thru anything and everything. I have pictures to prove it, but are not allowed to post them. Sorry guys! They were banned a few months ago from doing that, but since those are shady Vietnamese establishments, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still doing it during certain nights.)
Cons:
–You walk out smelling like you’re an ashtray even with signs that says, «No Smoking.»
–You get pissed off because you’re not a regular and are a cheapskate so the girls are unfriendly and inattentive.
–Coffee, tea and smoothies ($ 7) are overpriced and expensive.
–No Alcohol
–If you’re Vietnamese, you’re not sure if you should be proud or ashamed of your kind. (I’m Vietnamese)
–You see your dads, uncles and grandfathers there.
–No stripping.
–You get blue balls.
Wow…Just realized my 100^th review is for this place! Haha Oh wells!

The girls are gorgeous friendly and the Café Sua Da was very gooooooood.
we will b back here sooooooooooooooooon,

More like 1.5 Stars ( Unilocal, please add a ½ stars options for reviews…)
Nicer décor than Di Vang 2.
All the girls here DO have fake boobs. so I don’t know what the other Unilocaler’s talking about.
They need to play better music here to help with the ambiance of the place. –1
Girls here are pushy about getting you to order drinks (there’s NO menu. that’s STUPID)
After they get your order, they run away to hide behind the counter to check their text messages –1
Girls are nicer here but they STILL only talk to the regular customers here. Boo. –1
If the girls were friendlier & actually talked to the customers then they’d get much more tips. –1
There’s No smoking signs but people still smoke so you still come out stinking like cigarettes –1
If I’m spending this much $$ I’d rather go to Hooters, where they even serve food & alcohol. this place does not. =(
BTW, you are paying for those Iced Teas, they’re NOT free… but they do have FREE refills.

Catching up on my reviews, using notes taken on my phone… I’ll just post what I tapped out verbatim:
«Miss cutie. Too well lit. 4 girls, one cashier and one boss lady. 4 monitors each wall probably 32 inch. 6×2 tables along middle, best spot along right wall to have direct view of girls working and register counter. Two water refills but no eye contact, dead on the inside. 3 drinks 17»
Haha, I feel slightly bad about actually posting that «dead on the inside» comment but I had to, for Unilocalers’ sake! Others have posted the unfriendliness felt at this establishment, and maybe that should clue you in on what to expect.
Here is my version of what to expect from this place:
— Some of the hottest girls right now, but don’t expect them to sit down and have a chat with you. Unless you parked your Maserati right in front, and laid down your fancy keychain on the table next to your iPad — you know I’m talking about you! (jk, he probably doesn’t needa read Unilocal anyway cause he has his assistant scope out the poppin places for him).
— Decent number of TVs to check out the game, but no huge projector… besides, it’s probably too well-​lit to have one anyway (well, last I checked, which was admittedly months ago)
When there are so many coffee shops to choose from, you’re only gonna wanna spend money at a place that meets your needs. Some people like friendly girls, others like hot ones.
To be honest, the girl at the register was nice enough… it wasn’t like I felt unwelcome, like other reviewers have felt. I’m sure these girls have had their share of sleezy patrons who are a little too touchy feely (as one girl has mentioned to me before), so I’m very understanding of their not always being excited to come have a chat with you. if you have reasonable expectations, then you won’t be disappointed.

I was so excited to visit one of these legendary Vietnamese cafes but it ended up being extremely underwhelming. When we walked in, there were only 3 unfriendly looking girls in bikinis. One came by immediately and asked us what we wanted to order. Apparently these places don’t have menus or prices so you just have to know what you want.
We each got a glass of iced coffee. The coffee wasn’t that great but who goes there for the coffee anyway? When some special customers came in, the girls put on their fake smiles and started hugging the guys and chatting with them. I guess we weren’t good enough for them.
An hour and $ 10 later, we walked out a bit disappointed. But it’s alright, I can check this one off my bucket list.

Oh my gosh
What r they thinking?
They r all fake boobs. Where is real boobs?

This Vietnamese Tea House thing, I’d heard about it, but after coming here yesterday I… didn’t…get…it.
One of my buddies friends raved about this place and the fact that there was beautiful girls serving you smoothies or tea in swimwear.
This sounds like a no brainer.
So we came in and sat down and I got a unwelcome vibe from the place almost instantly. The waitress (who was indeed a smoke show) took our order (hot tea) then disappeared behind the counter, awkwardness then set it as me and my buddy stared at each other trying to figure out what to talk about (which is actually pretty hard if you don’t’ have a beer in front of you).
We got no attention from any other girls (and I’d like to think we’re pretty good looking dudes) and I TRIED to be minimally creepy by looking over at the counter where all the girls were standing every now and then to check them out, again I say they were VERY attractive.
Maybe it’s just the fact that we were white, who knows.
Anyway, the smoke from the guys playing cards next to us started getting to me so after about a half pot of tea we pulled the ejection handle.
Talk about a bad way to start the night.

2 stars! One for the smoothie and one for the color changing lights on the wall.
This place was kind of sad. I went around 9 or 10pm, and my friends and I stayed for no longer than 30 minutes. Something was up with the «no smoking» signs because there was plenty of smoking… we sat down and asked for a menu but the waitress said, «no menu!» and began to recite 5 drinks: coffee, tea, and smoothies (avocado, coconut, and strawberry). Quite a limited menu there…
We asked if there was hot tea since we saw a teapot at another table, and the waitress said yes, so we ordered 2 coffees as well. However, i’m not sure if this is because there was 4 of us and only 2 paid for drinks, but the waitress said, «you can’t only get hot tea because it’s free.» Uhhhh. So I ordered a strawberry smoothie. It was good and made with real fruit, and mind you we were doing this all without a menu or prices. The two coffees had lids that didn’t fit and they were filled to the top with ice. My friends finished them in seriously 3 sips. Lame.
Finally, we asked for the check, but the waitress said, «no check! Just $ 17.» Errrr. And then it was cash only despite the visa/​MC stickers on their window, so that was weird. We were trying to figure out what everything cost, but after reading other reviews just now, my guess is that the smoothie was $ 7 and the coffees were $ 5 each. Or rather, the ice with a hint of coffee was $ 5 each.
Oh, right, and you must be wondering about the girls. They were okay. We actually pity them.

One of my friends raved of this place. I tried it yesterday for a smoothie.
Walking in, I sorta felt like it was a strip joint and that was before I saw the girls. I sat alongside the wall with a friend & a gorgeous Vietnamese chick in almost nothing and sky high heels came to take our order. The smoothies were tasty! Real fruit. I had honeydew and he had strawberry. We were served iced tea as well. The music booming even at just 4pm was cool. This has to be the first of 3 bikini bars I’ve been to where the girls are all gorgeous. Pretty faces, great bodies.
Pros:
If you’re into chicks, this has great eye candy.
Delicious smoothies.
Great music.
Great lounge area.
Large flat screens in most areas to view sports.
Cons:
No Smoking signs but plenty of smoking.
You cannot order a blended smoothie, single flavor only.
$ 7 per smoothie! No alcohol added???
Lots of horny heterosexual men lounging in age range of 18 – 65.
It’s located in a dilapidated strip mall.

TIP: grab some friends and play big 2 in there, and don’t get smoothies, it’s gay.
This joint is one of the better viet cafes out there because it’s big, has ventilation for smoking (though it’ll be better if there’s no smoking allowed, or if there’s a patio for smokers), and girls pretty much naked (body paint! o yea!). you can play cards, dominoes, lotto (i think) all while sipping on viet style coffee. some guys even bring their laptops here (free wifi i suppose) to work or surf the net.

I’ve lived in L.A. most of my life and I haven’t been to a Vietnamese Café.
With cities trying to shut them down, I thought I’d visit one before they are gone. Hooked up with my coworker and a guest from Japan on Saturday afternoon to visit 3 Vietnamese Café shops in the area.
Pros:
1) They were good about filling the cup with free iced tea. Service here
was much better than Café Lu and Café Di Vang 2.
2) Girls don’t sit around like at other places we went.
3) I’m being generous with the score because girls didn’t seem as stuck up as two others I’ve been to today.
4) My coworkers told me upper body part popped out of one of the waitress’ tight dress. She was standing next to me while serving our drinks so I didn’t see it but my coworkers did. Damn… I totally missed out.
Really tight dress and surgically enhanced parts, you’ll get the idea.
Cons:
1) Bathroom is yucky
2) Stinks like cigarettes.
3) Drink tasted nasty. I ordered Salty Lemonade. I should’ve ordered something else.
4) Girls are somewhat older.

I will ONLY give this place one star because the Thai tea was good.
Other than that I was GREATLY disappointed!!! I’ve heard about Vietnamese Café’s before and I took it upon myself to go check one out with my 2 brothers. I wanted to check them out so that I could tell all my American guy friends… The waitresses were pretty much in their underwear. Not bad for eye candy.
The waitresses didn’t smile AT ALL!
If you are WHITE or NON-​ASIAN —— DO NOT GO HERE!!! They will rip you off!!! Our waitress charged us for drinks that were suppose to be complimentary. They charged us $ 3 per cup ON TOP of our $ 3 Thai tea’s. B– to the ITCH!!!
Then I got upset and wanted to only pay for the Thai tea… she said something in Vietnamese to another waitress and they pretty much agreed amongst themselves to rip us off.
NEVER NEVER NEVER AGAIN!!!
I will give my business to other café’s that don’t rip off Americans!

OK. If you’re reading this, you already know what a Vietnamese café is, so I won’t elaborate. Why do I prefer Miss Cutie over other places? Two words – PASTY NIGHT! That’s «pasty» with no R. Don’t expect no «cherry turnover» here…
No, they don’t serve food here, but for about $ 5 you can get high off the world’s strongest coffee while enjoying an Asian strip club atmosphere without the nipples and bush, but basically see everything else. (You won’t be needing much imagination here).
Why would any guy with an IQ above 20 go to a Starbucks ever again when you combine both experiences for roughly the same price? Well, maybe if you don’t want lung cancer. But I’m shallow enough to know where I can die happy.
If any of you fine-​ass coffee girls are reading this, and want to be my co-​star in an «independent film,» you know who to call! The name of the film is called «Crouching Tiger Crouching Dragon» …don’t need much imagination there either.

I said show me the titties and I don’t wanna have to give out my dollar bills!
Café Miss Cutie it is!
C’mon, we all know nobody really comes here for the coffee. It’s all about avocado shakes right?
(. Y .) mmhmm.

I came here with 2 other guys.. . my bestie from the east coast was
only in town one night and i told him abt cafes like this so he wanted to ck it out.. .
Thai teas for us.. .$ 6 each.. .CASH ONLY.. .and if u don’t order anything they still charge u, so might as well get something 2 drink.
the only good thing abt this place is they give u a pack of cards to play @ ur table.. .
we started playing 21 and of course, urs truly won most of the rounds! :D
the girls are pretty with big boobies, wearing lingerie lacy panties tht r bascially thongs.

So, it’s places like this that will cause women to never be poor due to guys being pervs and willing to overpay for coffee, water or shakes.
Everyone knows that when you go into the coffee shops it’s going to be filled w/​cigarette smoke and scantly clad women. What I didn’t know is that you had to order something or else they charge you like two dollars for ice water in a glass that’s mainly ice.
The girl tells me, «You’re paying for entertainment.» How is some girl with fake tits, low self esteem or a false reality of what is important in life walking around in lingerie and platform hills entertaining me. The girls don’t dance or do anything that require much talent. I give strippers and pole dancers more credit. There, I can see that I’m being entertain by dancing or something. It’s not like these girls are talking to me.
I understand charging the men cause they find joy seeing these girls prance around and lulling over them.
I never understand why these places never get heavily fine due to indoor smoking. I know they kinda do a loop hole by just posting a sign there, so when someone comes in to check they can see a sign is posted. I guess no one cares about their health or law enforcement in those areas.
I say these places are good for men if they chose to overpay for drinks and be simply entertain by girls that are just after their money for tips. Girls don’t waste you’re money here unless you’re supporting a friend there or your with some guy that is willing to pay for your drinks.

Does coming here make me a pervert? or at least a dirty old man?
Bikini clad cuties walking around serving coffee.
OK, I admit it, I’m a pervert.
I’ve been to maid cafes in Japan (cafes where cute hostesses dress up in Victorian-​era French maid outfits) and do your bidding.
I unfortunately was expecting this from this place, because in the maid cafes, the girls talk to you, flirt, and act like they care about your weird, maid-​loving interests and pretend like you’re cool.
Yeah, you’re DEFINITELY NOT gonna get that here. They serve you expensive drinks and leave before you get any ideas. Luckily, they have TVs with the Laker games to give the girls the opportunity to escape from the dirty old men (ahem, I believe that includes me) gawking at their covered bits and the occasional tattoo peeking out from various locations.
(Ok, I joke about the dirty old men/​pervert bit. I was using that as a joke to make this review more interesting.)

I like Vietnamese coffee. You know, the strongly brewed coffee mixed generously with condensed milk and poured over ice. Thank the French. Now think — local coffee shop meets Victoria’s Secret meets Hooter’s sans chicken wings. If coffee isn’t your flavor, then they have smoothies too. If girls aren’t your flavor, I’m sure you can find Thunder Down Under on Amazon too via their free WiFi.
Short of alcohol, they will interest your parched palate and eyes. Yet, don’t mind all the roomful of dudes that are hanging out — watching the surrounding flat screens, hanging out, playing cards, playing dominoes, chess, working on laptops or enjoying a nice smoothie — amidst the gals dressed — liberally. Certain days are bikini days. Other days would make you think Agent Provocateur could offer coffee to it’s patrons also. Daily.
So it’s one thing when your heart skips a beat because of the strong Vietnamese coffee, it’s another when your heart skips back into rhythm because of all the friendly and fetching gals.